I wish I had your problems ?
I know it's slightly off topic, but when we used to go out to watch UFC fights I'd sit with a buddy that's 5'10" and about 300lbs. We'd order a 18" pizza and go at it. He'd tap out 1/3 way through and I would finish the pizza. People in our group would be staring, like, "shouldn't it be the fat one still shoving this shit on a shingle into his cake hole? What's going on here?"
I've tried to eat healthy, I really have. But it's been so long that my body rejects all sorts of vegetables and fruits. Like I literally get stomach aches and it wrecks me. I have to go eat White Castle to get me sorted out. It's been like that since I was child, like 4-5 years old (according to my mom). I'll eat some vegetables, but they're usually drowning in butter or cheese, and paired with a good steak.
That's why I do those 20, 30, 40, 50+ mile bicycle rides. To keep the ol' ticker pumping and getting the shit out of my veins and arteries so I can eat like crap and have a normal HR and BP.