Official Karen NEXTDOOR/Facebook neighborhood bitchin thread

[Mr_Roboto]

Sounds like you're talking of Diwali. It's a big deal, think of Christmas for the west.

 

[Fish]

It’s always the Russians coming to invade our freedom and the wolverines must assemble to help America survive.

 

[The Beast]

The Karen’s are all over next door over the fireworks last night

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Gun shots.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

So this shit is just Facebook adjacent?

Steve with the solid positive vibes

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Gotta get that attention train going for the attention whore...CHOO CHOO

 

[daturbosix]

Gotta get that attention train going for the attention whore...CHOO CHOO

Bet she's a large single mother

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Oh boo hooo...

Jesus fucking christ, people are emotional pussies now.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

It has escalated from gunshots and fireworks to bombs

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Wife and I legit heard a fucking bomb a few nights ago at like 2am because we were both up super late being degens. We have no idea what it was. It wasn't a firework. I know what gunshots and what fireworks sound like. What we heard was neither and definitely either a house exploding or a fucking bomb.

 

[Pewter-Camaro]

Well since moving out to McHenry I’ve not seen a single “OMG gunshots” post from a Karen. Used to see them often when I was in Schaumburg.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

both up super late being degens

????????

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Wife and I legit heard a fucking bomb a few nights ago at like 2am because we were both up super late being degens. We have no idea what it was. It wasn't a firework. I know what gunshots and what fireworks sound like. What we heard was neither and definitely either a house exploding or a fucking bomb.

Just the underground cities.

 

[daturbosix]

Wife and I legit heard a fucking bomb a few nights ago at like 2am because we were both up super late being degens. We have no idea what it was. It wasn't a firework. I know what gunshots and what fireworks sound like. What we heard was neither and definitely either a house exploding or a fucking bomb.

Tfti

 

[PANDA]

 

[DEEZUZ]

Wife and I legit heard a fucking bomb a few nights ago at like 2am because we were both up super late being degens. We have no idea what it was. It wasn't a firework. I know what gunshots and what fireworks sound like. What we heard was neither and definitely either a house exploding or a fucking bomb.

I had that Sunday afternoon and chalk it up to tannerite cause I could hear folk shooting all morning.

 

[PANDA]

Wow

 

[PANDA]

.

 

[greasy]

I used to have notifications on for my Ring when there was some type of alert in my neighborhood or surrounding area. I thought it might be helpful to know when something serious was happening.

Boy was I wrong, literally filled with people warning each other of the stupidest shit Coyotes, people trying to open car doors in the middle of the night, all the shit you see in this thread. Fucking joke, had turn that shit off. Some folks just have nothing going on in their lives and LIVE for this stupid shit.

 

[nytebyte]

Local Sheriff responding to Karen complaining about coyotes.

 

[PANDA]

.

 

[The Beast]

Because it’s dark out!

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

*Calls city to report people wasting electricity*

 

[DEEZUZ]

*Calls city to report people wasting electricity*

Exactly.

I think I'm going to ignore this thread. As comical as it is, it's legit stressing me because I don't want to believe that there are people in the world that are like this.

 

[Maro]

Exactly.

I think I'm going to ignore this thread. As comical as it is, it's legit stressing me because I don't want to believe that there are people in the world that are like this.

They're there, they've always been there. They just have a internet megaphone now.

What you should be more concerned about is that we're all getting dumb enough to amplify their megaphones by sharing their idiocy and getting invested in it.