LMAO! I love leaving funny dick comments when others have to explain and are serious to some clueless dick moron.
Good times.
Official Karen NEXTDOOR/Facebook neighborhood bitchin thread
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LMAO! I love leaving funny dick comments when others have to explain and are serious to some clueless dick moron.
Good times.
Our candy got stolen off the porch by a chick in a car. Drove by, stopped at the stop sign, backed up 3 houses, got out and jacked our candy then sped off with kids all over the place. Lady a few blocks over caught her on her camera without a mask on. We left it out last year and it was fine. This year I was asleep and my wife was busy with the baby so didn’t want to deal with the trick or treaters.
There was a pretty good one posted on the local FB group. Wonder where the kids learned it lol
My wife and I always leave out a bowl of candy since we leave to my in-laws neighborhood. Every year, we'll come back home and the bowl is still half full. This year, we left out 4 bowls (2 of candy, 1 of hostess and twinkies, and 1 of bags of pretzels plus the box with the remaining bags). We come home at about 5:30 and all the bowls of treats are gone and neatly stacked. Lol. I have no doubt somebody grabbed everything, but at least they neatly stacked the bowls.
sooo dumb. They did change to east-west runways, in Schaumburg and probably similar to Hanover Park, you will see approaching east-west runway traffic, majority are at 3k-4k altitude and approaching while throttling down, its quieter than take off. I'm also right by Schaumburg airport, which I think is nosier with all the traffic choppers and small planes buzzing around. I've lived in the NW suburbs 35 years, my childhood home in Mt. Prospect was in a direct flight path, every 90 seconds they'd rock the house. It's something you just get used to.
Our’s is blowing up with the hunters again. Granted most folks are nicely telling them to STa
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I'd be ashamed if that were my kids. I'd make them go take all of their candy and give it away to others. Fucking parents.
It's just crazy that the mom jumps in and helps. I'd kind of expect kids to do that, but not have mom run up and help.
FUCK THAT!!!
I literally hate most of my neighbors. I come up the block in my 71 or any of my cars with sounds. Windows are fucking shaking while I'm coming down the block. Park in my driveway to get out and open my gates, I do not turn it down. My guys come over, I dont discourage them from doing the same.
Have had the cops called on me in the middle of the afternoon multiple times, while fine tuning my sounds or installing other peoples sound's in my yard or garage. I simply tell the cops, when you guys come at 10pm every fucking Saturday and tell me to turn it down, I do. But your not going to tell me that at 2pm. If the neighbors dont like it, tell them to go walk around the mall or better yet, move. Cop will try and reason with me, I'll ask if I'm breaking the law and he replies no. I tell them very nicely, have a good day officer, I'll more than likely see you back here at 10pm.
Had someone rattling my fucking windows for 30 minutes, went out to see wtf was going on they weren't even in the car. Fucker was lucky I didn't spray paint a light bulb black with a couple alligator clips soldered to it and hook it to his starter motor in the middle of the night. Its the bass that fucking busts my balls, and it's people that have parties until 2AM on Sundays that you can hear from a block away. #jolietproblems.
I had a lady walk her dog right past my house and the dog stopped to do its business. She let him dump and looked around to see if anyone saw. I was sitting on my couch with my daughter and staring right at her. She started to walk away and then turned and locked eyes with me after about 2 steps. She knew she was caught. Started walking away again and I grabbed my daughter and stood up. She stopped again, turned around and put on her glove and started picking the shit up.
I almost had to make a post on next door with camera footage from my doorbell.
We live at the end of a dead end street. Fuck the dogs, my wife has had no less than 2 people get out of their car while she was watching and use the bathroom. Yeah we have a neighbor that lets their kickme dog loose and it comes over and shits in our yard. I've hit it with a water gun a few times because it wanted to find out what's what.
Posted this in the covid thread but it's too good not to share. I think this is in the right order. Best comment goes to Mort at the end.
I've lived in the NW suburbs 35 years, my childhood home in Mt. Prospect was in a direct flight path, every 90 seconds they'd rock the house. It's something you just get used to.
you totally do get used to it. I lived in Hanover park and Schaumburg until I moved to Mchenry in July. Now when I go back and visit my parents In Schaumburg I notice all the air traffic overhead.
Yay. Got another case of “is it gunshots or fireworks?“.
It you can’t tell the difference between a 20 shot salute and gun shots you’re an idiot.
Same thing tonight on our neighborhood FB.
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