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Let's hear it. FWIW if my wife made the same list about me it'd probably be even longer and worse than the stuff she does, but that's not what this thread is about lol.

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1. Treats the garage like a staging area for garbage. She used to put her mostly-finished protein drinks (in solo cops) next to her car when she got home from work each day. I put them back in her cupholders a couple of times in the summer and now she's better about that lol
2. Heavy load of towels in the washing machine, wife goes in the laundry room in the middle of the spin cycle and opens the lid so the brake kicks on and stops it abruptly. Then she looks in, closes it and lets it restart. Zero fucking reason whatsoever for opening the lid but women don't think about wear and tear. Not to mention the washer/dryer are 9 years old and we're moving within 6 months, and those aren't coming with us, so she's basically just trying to buy the future owners a new washer/dryer I guess.
2a. She overloads the washer and dryer allll the time, I'm honestly shocked they've made it 9 years without one issue.
3. If I put one thing on the counter, ex keys or sunglasses right before I'm about to leave the house, she stuffs them in a drawer then complains about having to pick up after me. I was literally just about to leave and needed those.
4. "Husband just detailed my car and it hasn't rained in 4 days, but I'm still going to make sure to seek out the only puddle within 20 miles then drive through it"
5. Clean every single thing in the house with clorox wipes. Couch? clorox. Granite? Clorox. Wall? Fucking clorox.
6. Decorates with items that I call glitter bombs. Glitter EVERYWHERE when we're putting up and taking down christmas decorations.

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Horizontal surface? Let's stack shit there and continue to just keep stacking shit until husband asks if we have a kitchen table or a pile of shit.

"You know we could use more counter space since we have barely any room to put things down like cook dinner or prepare stuff." she says
 
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Horizontal surface? Let's stack shit there and continue to just keep stacking shit until husband asks if we have a kitchen table or a pile of shit.

"You know we could use more counter space since we have barely any room to put things down like cook dinner or prepare stuff." she says
I'm so glad to have the opposite of this problem. I might get pissed when she "puts away" keys that I was literally 10 seconds away from using, but that's because all counters must be clear 100% of the time, so I'm kinda good with it.

The problem is when I have obscure stuff out that doesn't have a normal spot (like keys that go in the drawer next to the fridge), she does what I call "organizing it in to oblivion". So great it's not on the counter anymore but you'll never see it again lol. That's happened several times.
 
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DRIVES MY FUCKING NUTS!!!!
It pisses me off so bad that I really don't even help with the interior decorations. I carry the heavy boxes up and down the stairs, that's it. I'd rather throw this shit all in the garbage than put it up in my house

I'm pretty sure my house gets 15% larger after we put all the christmas decor away
 

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Wear a clean pair of jeans once? She throws them into the washer exactly 15 seconds after I take them off. Bitch, jeans get at least 2-3 uses before needing a wash.

Yet she doesn't wash her hill of clothes for 3 weeks on end "I have enough clothes to last that long."
 
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Wear a clean pair of jeans once? She throws them into the washer exactly 15 seconds after I take them off. Bitch, jeans get at least 2-3 uses before needing a wash.

Yet she doesn't wash her hill of clothes for 3 weeks on end "I have enough clothes to last that long."
When my wife is in "cleaning mode" she'll take my entire dirty hamper and put it in the washing machine. Dress pants, dress shirts, doesn't matter it all gets put in the same indiscriminate wash and dry cycle. She did this again like 2 months ago and I told her to not touch my laundry again. Thanks for folding it (i hate hate hate hate folding laundry), but do not put anything of mine in the washer or dryer.
 

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When my wife is in "cleaning mode" she'll take my entire dirty hamper and put it in the washing machine. Dress pants, dress shirts, doesn't matter it all gets put in the same indiscriminate wash and dry cycle. She did this again like 2 months ago and I told her to not touch my laundry again. Thanks for folding it (i hate hate hate hate folding laundry), but do not put anything of mine in the washer or dryer.
Jesus fuck. Towels? Jeans? Polos? Khakis? All in one giant fucking clump that she then leaves in the dryer and wrinkly.
 

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It pisses me off so bad that I really don't even help with the interior decorations. I carry the heavy boxes up and downstairs, that's it. I'd rather throw this shit all in the garbage than put it up in my house

I'm pretty sure my house gets 15% larger after we put all the christmas decor away
Yep, no matter how much you vacuum or mop, there's fucking glitter....................................
 
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Jesus fuck. Towels? Jeans? Polos? Khakis? All in one giant fucking clump that she then leaves in the dryer and wrinkly.
More on laundry: There was a 4+ year period where I swear that my wife didn't do a single load of laundry just once. She'd wash it, forget about it, and have to re-wash it 2 days later after it smelled like shit. Every. Single. Time.

I got on her repeatedly and she's either started remembering or just gotten better at hiding how many loads she has to re-wash lol.
 

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It pisses me off so bad that I really don't even help with the interior decorations. I carry the heavy boxes up and down the stairs, that's it. I'd rather throw this shit all in the garbage than put it up in my house

I'm pretty sure my house gets 15% larger after we put all the christmas decor away
And she purposely buys birthday/Christmas cards loaded with glitter. She bought my daughter a dress literally coated in glitter for thanksgiving. There was glitter all over the house. I put it in a plastic garbage bag that night and told my daughter she isn't allowed to wear it in the house or the cars ever again.
 

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you married guys have it made..i do everything myself
quit bashing wives,be greatful for your wives,what would you do without them?..think about that?
seriously....thats why you/we have garages.....your escape zones,with heat?

just appreciate what you have..it can disapear in one day,trust me
 

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When my wife is in "cleaning mode" she'll take my entire dirty hamper and put it in the washing machine. Dress pants, dress shirts, doesn't matter it all gets put in the same indiscriminate wash and dry cycle. She did this again like 2 months ago and I told her to not touch my laundry again. Thanks for folding it (i hate hate hate hate folding laundry), but do not put anything of mine in the washer or dryer.
This is how I do laundry which means I’m not allowed to now :rofl:

I’ll have to think of my bullet points for a bit. It’s mostly the same hypocritical shit already posted though.
 
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you married guys have it made..i do everything myself
quit bashing wives,be greatful for your wives,what would you do without them?..think about that?
seriously....thats why you/we have garages.....your escape zones,with heat?

just appreciate what you have..it can disapear in one day,trust me
Trust me I love being married and love my wife, but venting about the nonsensical stuff they do to other guys that experience the same thing is cathartic lol. I also admitted in the OP that her list for me would certainly be longer than my list is for her 😂
 
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