Let's hear it. FWIW if my wife made the same list about me it'd probably be even longer and worse than the stuff she does, but that's not what this thread is about lol.
DEEZUZ Chester Copperpot
1. Treats the garage like a staging area for garbage. She used to put her mostly-finished protein drinks (in solo cops) next to her car when she got home from work each day. I put them back in her cupholders a couple of times in the summer and now she's better about that lol
2. Heavy load of towels in the washing machine, wife goes in the laundry room in the middle of the spin cycle and opens the lid so the brake kicks on and stops it abruptly. Then she looks in, closes it and lets it restart. Zero fucking reason whatsoever for opening the lid but women don't think about wear and tear. Not to mention the washer/dryer are 9 years old and we're moving within 6 months, and those aren't coming with us, so she's basically just trying to buy the future owners a new washer/dryer I guess.
2a. She overloads the washer and dryer allll the time, I'm honestly shocked they've made it 9 years without one issue.
3. If I put one thing on the counter, ex keys or sunglasses right before I'm about to leave the house, she stuffs them in a drawer then complains about having to pick up after me. I was literally just about to leave and needed those.
4. "Husband just detailed my car and it hasn't rained in 4 days, but I'm still going to make sure to seek out the only puddle within 20 miles then drive through it"
5. Clean every single thing in the house with clorox wipes. Couch? clorox. Granite? Clorox. Wall? Fucking clorox.
6. Decorates with items that I call glitter bombs. Glitter EVERYWHERE when we're putting up and taking down christmas decorations.
I'm sure I'll think of more
DEEZUZ Chester Copperpot
1. Treats the garage like a staging area for garbage. She used to put her mostly-finished protein drinks (in solo cops) next to her car when she got home from work each day. I put them back in her cupholders a couple of times in the summer and now she's better about that lol
2. Heavy load of towels in the washing machine, wife goes in the laundry room in the middle of the spin cycle and opens the lid so the brake kicks on and stops it abruptly. Then she looks in, closes it and lets it restart. Zero fucking reason whatsoever for opening the lid but women don't think about wear and tear. Not to mention the washer/dryer are 9 years old and we're moving within 6 months, and those aren't coming with us, so she's basically just trying to buy the future owners a new washer/dryer I guess.
2a. She overloads the washer and dryer allll the time, I'm honestly shocked they've made it 9 years without one issue.
3. If I put one thing on the counter, ex keys or sunglasses right before I'm about to leave the house, she stuffs them in a drawer then complains about having to pick up after me. I was literally just about to leave and needed those.
4. "Husband just detailed my car and it hasn't rained in 4 days, but I'm still going to make sure to seek out the only puddle within 20 miles then drive through it"
5. Clean every single thing in the house with clorox wipes. Couch? clorox. Granite? Clorox. Wall? Fucking clorox.
6. Decorates with items that I call glitter bombs. Glitter EVERYWHERE when we're putting up and taking down christmas decorations.
I'm sure I'll think of more