🏡 Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

[Yaj Yak]

I keep hearing from multiple "sources" that the end of October is going to be a mini "crash."

@Flyn please confirm

Yes there won't be a mini crash but there might not be either but there could be but probably not but maybe but anything could happen you know? ha.
Man now is the time to sell and buy it's both a buyers market and a sellers market never been such a great time to be selling and buying. Real estate is where it's at, low rates make it a win win for everyone, there's enough inventory but not enough at the same time. don't understand how that works? well fuck you. sign this listing contract lets go.

/realtor.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I can't wait to sell my house on my own and trigger realtors in my area.

 

[Yaj Yak]

I can't wait to sell my house on my own and trigger realtors in my area.

pffft how do you think you can market your own home amateur? do you even know all the things a realtor does?
you're going to get 1/2 what a realtor would get you. get your shit together. realtors KNOW THE MARKET.

they have MARKETING EXPERTISE. THEY'LL HAVE DONUTS AT THE FUCKING OPEN HOUSE.

 

[Yaj Yak]

I can't wait to sell my house on my own and trigger realtors in my area.

every tom dick harry nancy kim and kerry realtor dick gonna be knockin' on your door time that thing hits BYOWNER.COM

WE'LL REDUCE OUR COMMMISSHHHH

WE HAVE BUYERS LOOKING IN YOUR AREA!11!!!1!!!

 

[Yaj Yak]

HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GET YOUR HOUSE ON THE EMMMM ELLLL ESSSS ONLY LICENSED REALTORRRRRRES HAVE ACCESSSS!!!!!11!!1!

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Owner's dashboard bitch.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

I can't wait to sell my house on my own and trigger realtors in my area.

I'm doing this next year lol, can't wait. I'll begrudgingly offer 2.5% to the buyer's agent though because otherwise my house won't get shown. Apparently over 90% of people aren't able to search zillow on their own. Morons

With the bullshit that buyers and sellers put you through, I need to be able to communicate with them directly. I have one friend in the process of selling, another that's both selling and buying at the same time, and with the BS that they are dealing with I'd need to be talking to the person making the decisions, not multiple middlemen.

if I'm paying a middleman they better be smarter than me and better at negotiating, and frankly most realtors just aren't.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GET YOUR HOUSE ON THE EMMMM ELLLL ESSSS ONLY LICENSED REALTORRRRRRES HAVE ACCESSSS!!!!!11!!1!

Lmfao

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I'm doing this next year lol, can't wait. I'll begrudgingly offer 2.5% to the buyer's agent though because otherwise my house won't get shown. Apparently over 90% of people aren't able to search zillow on their own. Morons

With the bullshit that buyers and sellers put you through, I need to be able to communicate with them directly. I have one friend in the process of selling, another that's both selling and buying at the same time, and with the bullshit that they are dealing with I'd need to be talking to the person making the decisions, not multiple middlemen.

if I'm paying a middleman they better be smarter than me and better at negotiating, and frankly most realtors just aren't.

Was it Primalzerwhateverhisnewnameis that was dealing with dipshit realtor how they can't have their buyers sign anything because they're on "vacation" but ignored the fact they were sending him everything over email/pdf?

I have a lawyer that my parents have used every closing and I used on my closing on hand if needed. Bitch, you want something, talk to me. I know this house inside and out better than that realtor knows their own body. You wanna know why there are so many patch jobs? Because the POs to me were fucking mouthbreathing retards and I've done my best to fix shit they fucked up short of entirely replacing every inch of drywall in this fucking suburbiahell cookiecutter house and if you think for one fucking second you're going to find the perfect house built in 1989, mass produced with that neighbor and 1/2 the other neighbors in this fuckin suburb having the exact same layout made from the exact same cheap bullshit materials, I've got some fucking oceanfront property to sell you in Des Moines now let's look at this fuckin house and I hope you've noticed I've actually taken care of this fucking box of paper with new shit, fixed shit, and made it an awesome house for relatively decent money now sign this fuckin contract and let's make this bitchin deal happen ok thanks.

 

[Yaj Yak]

I'm doing this next year lol, can't wait. I'll begrudgingly offer 2.5% to the buyer's agent though because otherwise my house won't get shown. Apparently over 90% of people aren't able to search zillow on their own. Morons

With the bullshit that buyers and sellers put you through, I need to be able to communicate with them directly. I have one friend in the process of selling, another that's both selling and buying at the same time, and with the BS that they are dealing with I'd need to be talking to the person making the decisions, not multiple middlemen.

if I'm paying a middleman they better be smarter than me and better at negotiating, and frankly most realtors just aren't.

BUT WHO WILL SCHEDULE THE SHOWINGS!!!!111!!

 

[boostedguy05]

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501 Brookwood Trl, McHenry, IL 60050 - 4 beds/3.5 baths

(MRED) 4 beds, 3.5 baths, 2178 sq. ft. house located at 501 Brookwood Trl, McHenry, IL 60050 sold for $257,500 on Dec 5, 2020. MLS# 10777197. After many extensions for first buyer, the seller finally canc...

www.redfin.com

washer and dryer in the kitchen next to the fridge

 

[Yaj Yak]

I'm doing this next year lol, can't wait. I'll begrudgingly offer 2.5% to the buyer's agent though because otherwise my house won't get shown. Apparently over 90% of people aren't able to search zillow on their own. Morons

With the bullshit that buyers and sellers put you through, I need to be able to communicate with them directly. I have one friend in the process of selling, another that's both selling and buying at the same time, and with the BS that they are dealing with I'd need to be talking to the person making the decisions, not multiple middlemen.

if I'm paying a middleman they better be smarter than me and better at negotiating, and frankly most realtors just aren't.

also.

bug your house

 

[Yaj Yak]

Was it Primalzerwhateverhisnewnameis that was dealing with dipshit realtor how they can't have their buyers sign anything because they're on "vacation" but ignored the fact they were sending him everything over email/pdf?

I have a lawyer that my parents have used every closing and I used on my closing on hand if needed. Bitch, you want something, talk to me. I know this house inside and out better than that realtor knows their own body. You wanna know why there are so many patch jobs? Because the POs to me were fucking mouthbreathing retards and I've done my best to fix shit they fucked up short of entirely replacing every inch of drywall in this fucking suburbiahell cookiecutter house and if you think for one fucking second you're going to find the perfect house built in 1989, mass produced with that neighbor and 1/2 the other neighbors in this fuckin suburb having the exact same layout made from the exact same cheap bullshit materials, I've got some fucking oceanfront property to sell you in Des Moines now let's look at this fuckin house and I hope you've noticed I've actually taken care of this fucking box of paper with new shit, fixed shit, and made it an awesome house for relatively decent money now sign this fuckin contract and let's make this bitchin deal happen ok thanks.

explaining/knowing/admitting the least amount possible is critical.

dId YoU gEt A pErMiT fOr ThOse RePAiRs?


-> i was never advised to by my contractor

 

[Chester Copperpot]

need more curb appeal

once i get that fence installed im gunna be fighting off buyers with a louisville slugger

 

[Yaj Yak]

fuckin light tan mulch bro

 

[Chester Copperpot]

yeah i desperately need to do something with the "garden" in front of the house. shit was lava rock and now it's just mud, weeds, and whatever remains of lava rock i paid a bunch of mexicans to remove that they never did.

 

[Yaj Yak]

I keep hearing from multiple "sources" that the end of October is going to be a mini "crash."

@Flyn please confirm

6 Million Americans Missed Rent Or Mortgage Payments - WLTZ

(CNN0 – The COVID-19 pandemic has left many Americans struggling financially. And that means some won’t be able to make their mortgage or rent payments. In fact in September more than 6 million Americans failed to make payments on their homes. That’s according to the Mortgage Bankers...

www.wltz.com

 

[Chester Copperpot]

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Got this email yesterday. I fuckin lol'd because everyone wants to gtfo.

View attachment 69848

 

[LikeABauce302]

The housing market is absolutely stupid right now. Some of the pricing I'm seeing makes zero sense and people are putting in offers above asking prices before even viewing houses in person. I've been looking, but I want no part of this current madness. I can wait a little longer if I have to.

 

[10sec]

It BC all of those big $$$ people living in the city are trying to GTFO to the burbs. Buying up everything, gotta get out of there whilst they still can before protests burn that shit down.

 

[Shawn1112]

Buddy in Streamwood with a very nice house just sold it without it hitting the market and got $12k over asking. He is a real estate agent and was getting the house ready to be shown. Ordered his for sale sign and it showed up like a week early. I guess there is a law or rule in real estate that the "for sale" sign cant be up without house being listed. If so you can get fined. You can put up a "for sale sign" with "coming soon" and avoid that I guess. So he called the company who installs the for sale sign and told him the house wont be ready to be listed for another week. That was on a Friday afternoon. They couldnt get someone out till Monday to remove the sign or put the "coming soon" on the sign. Someone knocked on his door that Saturday asking to see the house as is. He showed it to them, he said next thing he knew they were calling family members over to come see it. Offered him $12k over asking if he agreed to sell it to them. He took the proper steps to avoid getting in trouble and they already have a closing date.

 

[Yaj Yak]

what the fuck

3718 Main St, McHenry, IL 60050 - 4 beds/2.5 baths

(MRED) 4 beds, 2.5 baths, 2363 sq. ft. house located at 3718 Main St, McHenry, IL 60050 sold for $230,000 on Feb 12, 2021. MLS# 10904752. Your dreams are about to come true! Main street living at its fine...

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[Chester Copperpot]

just boomer things

 

[boostedguy05]

indoor pool