I'm bored: What's Your First Mega Million Purchase?

[FirstWorldProblems]

helicopters aren't global.

Neither am i. 'MURICA

Kidding..i'd fly private but would not own or lease one.

Overseas trips in a yacht would scare me...no ty

 

[Yaj Yak]

Neither am i. 'MURICA

Kidding..i'd fly private but would not own or lease one.

Overseas trips in a yacht would scare me...no ty

im goin' mr fuckin' worldwide fuckin' pitbull style on that bitch.


and BRO. you don't take the yacht across the fuckin' ochin yourself... you have your crew sail that fucker across the bitch and you show up to monaco on your private jet and pimp it real style

A plane and nice boat would be later purchases, not immediate.

First would be lawyers and top financial advisers (think Warren Buffett type guys).

Second would be renting a home in a secure, guarded location. This would be a secure base of operations where the real house could be planned.

Third would be a few toys. Car, motorcycle, masseuse, etc. Instead of working I'd probably take a lot of classes. Self defense, cooking, weapons training, guitar, performance driving, etc. Gotta fill the days so you don't veg away.

you were like the only one still talking "immediate purchase"

so i disregarded immediate altogether like everyone else

 

[Spivitz]

Seriously, don't need some crazy multi MULTI million dollar boat, this would be just fine

 

[Yaj Yak]

bro id be nervous to take that across lake michigan somedays let alone out into the OCHIN

 

[Chet Donnelly]

With almost a billion dollars, I'd just hire the Chinese to build me some cheap teleporting device. Fuck getting a plane like some peasant millionaire.

After tariff costs it would be cheaper to get one made in the USA!

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

If i won this much money i'd put my 5 year survival odds at about 25%. I'd either go down trying to top out the aventador on a shitty indiana road, or trying to ride the isle of mann like a motogp racer on a new HP4

that's one other thing I forgot. I'd buy 3 HP4 Races and a couple ducati superleggera track bikes. Limited production, likely to crash on course, so one isn't enough

 

[Spivitz]

bro id be nervous to take that across lake michigan somedays let alone out into the OCHIN

Lake Geneva.... Hahaha

 

[boostedguy05]

no one's getting a private plane or yacht?

Rent that shit.

 

[Yaj Yak]

plebeian

 

[DEEZUZ]

Neither am i. 'MURICA

Kidding..i'd fly private but would not own or lease one.

Overseas trips in a yacht would scare me...no ty

What would it take to put you on the payroll? You're head of security and personal trainer

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

What would it take to put you on the payroll? You're head of security and personal trainer

Give up a career with great advancement opportunity to hang out with alux until he manages to blow all $700mil on diesels and el amigo?

$250k/year and I wouldn't need any benefits

 

[Yaj Yak]

30 mill purchase price.

yep

https://www.superyachtsmonaco.com/sales/swan

 

[Yaj Yak]

Give up a career with great advancement opportunity to hang out with alux until he manages to blow all $700mil on diesels and el amigo?

$250k/year and I wouldn't need any benefits

this is tcg bro, don't you already make that as is like the rest of us?

 

[Yaj Yak]

just 30,000 gallons of fuel in that yacht, so only like 150,000$ to fill it each time you need to.

notbad.jpeg

 

[DEEZUZ]

Give up a career with great advancement opportunity to hang out with alux until he manages to blow all $700mil on diesels and el amigo?

$250k/year and I wouldn't need any benefits

I was thinking $300k and a new car to abuse every month. meals included. im having a personal chef, or 3

 

[GLADIATOR]

Hydraulic inflatable penile prosthetic implant and the big container of fancy cashews from Costco.

HOW THE FUCK AS TCG FAILED ME...

We got to page two without someone saying two chicks at the same time....

fail.

I am basically getting a bionic dick.

 

[DEEZUZ]

i would also increase my members size. maybe to 9 3/4 in

 

[Mook]

Id pay to be a thick, solid, tight, 6in.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

this is tcg bro, don't you already make that as is like the rest of us?

Alas, i have not caught up with the rest of TCG

 

[Bub]

no one's getting a private plane or yacht?

I checked and a carnival Cruise ship can fit under the Mackinaw bridge. Id pick up a used one and cast shadows on the peasants. I'll take her to the city to flex on Jimmy John's

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

I was thinking $300k and a new car to abuse every month. meals included. im having a personal chef, or 3

A hellcat charger company car would suffice sir, so long as the company reimbursed me for speeding tickets, bail money, and any other legal woes I got myself in to whilst driving the company car

 

[Shawn1112]

See a lot of mentions about buying a house. With that kind of money I would have my house built. I dont want some other shit that someone else designed.

 

[DEEZUZ]

A hellcat charger company car would suffice sir, so long as the company reimbursed me for speeding tickets, bail money, and any other legal woes I got myself in to whilst driving the company car

Our lawyer network would be absolutely incredible.

 

[boostedguy05]

1st purchase. big fucking bottle of champagne to celebrate.

then, pretty much like everyone else said. lawyer / money manager

give immediate family some duckets for them to get themselves taken care of.

pay off all debt. find a 20+ acre plot somewhere nice and build a 6k+ sqft house. 7 bed rooms, 8 full bath, 3 half bath. indoor pool, ect. ya know, just something to get by till the kids are out of HS, so the next 16 years. then its game fucking on from there.

See a lot of mentions about buying a house. With that kind of money I would have my house built. I dont want some other shit that someone else designed.

 

[Bub]

It's like I'm watching the Indiana Edition of Trailer Park Boys unfold