I'm bored: What's Your First Mega Million Purchase?

[Chet Donnelly]

Walking away with ~$700M cash after its all said and done! Giving each of my siblings and wife's siblings $10M each, my parents and wife's parents each $20M. Leaves me with $600M.

Buy two houses in my current neighborhood, tear them down and build one and one huge garage. Buy a lake house in southern Wisconsin with a giant detached garage. Pontoon with two 300's on the back, couple wave runners, couple snow mobiles, couple dirt bikes, couple Harley's, couple ATV's, a Gator or a Mule, and one of those over the top Nautique wakeboarding/surfing boats. Loaded F250 Diesel, Shelby GT350R, Mercedes AMG GT vert, Lincoln Navigator, 60's Bronco, and probably a Lambo because why the hell not. And top it off with a Barrett M82.

After that...probably have ~$590M in my bank, and will easily live off my conservative $30M+ interest per year.

 

[DEEZUZ]

After security, would start sending out 18 wheelers around country picking up random shit I'd buy. Anything from cars to bikes to guns equipment etc.

Then buy all the land around the lake up north where my. Cabin is. Then make a zip line across the entire lake. The. Eat oreos before bed every night

 

[DEEZUZ]

id also laugh at all people that said money cant buy happiness and double laugh at those who calculate that no human can spend that much money in one life time.

 

[FESTER665]

I sure as hell wouldn't be living in Illinois after I won, that's the only thing I'm 100% certain of.


It would be a ton of land somewhere, just not be in Illinois for sure.

 

[Spivitz]

Land,, many acres... Always dreamed of having my own, private drag strip.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

First purchase: As much contiguous land as I could possibly buy up north.

Second purchase: custom home right in the fucking middle of it.

 

[FESTER665]

Finish the Cobra then go do burnouts in Alex's front yard.

 

[Blownbyyou]

HOW THE FUCK AS TCG FAILED ME...

We got to page two without someone saying two chicks at the same time....

fail.

But for my first actual purchase (after paying shit off)... probably a really nice vacation with the family to italy/europe etc.

 

[Mook]

HOW THE FUCK AS TCG FAILED ME...

We got to page two without someone saying two chicks at the same time....

fail.

But for my first actual purchase (after paying shit off)... probably a really nice vacation with the family to italy/europe etc.

Folks were probably trying to post that but got sick of waiting for the site to load and gave up.

 

[rdsnake]

I get that without being a millionaire. lol

 

[DEEZUZ]

Cousins count?

 

[Blownbyyou]

Cousins count?

Your in Indiana... isn't that a normal Tuesday for you? bozinga

 

[Chet Donnelly]

Yeah...did that in college for free and only had like $128 to my name.

 

[Spivitz]

Land close to a large water system....

 

[Spivitz]

I've always wanted two screws... 140+ on water would be cool

 

[Flyn]

A good disguise for the lottery cameras. Don't want my face out there for all crooks to see. Sunglasses, hat, fake beard, whatever. Don't want to lose the ability to walk in public without getting hassled.

 

[Yaj Yak]

no one's getting a private plane or yacht?

 

[Chet Donnelly]

no one's getting a private plane or yacht?

Think I'd just do the "timeshare" deals you can get with those. You pay $100k or something a year to get a certain amount of usage.

 

[Mook]

no one's getting a private plane or yacht?

Planes crash. Yachts sink.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

no one's getting a private plane or yacht?

I'd buy a badass heli and get my pilot's license.

Would not mess with planes or yachts

 

[Spivitz]

no one's getting a private plane or yacht?

Yacht, probably, private jet - >no

 

[Yaj Yak]

Planes crash. Yachts sink.

houses fall down

hookers knife you to death

I'd buy a badass heli and get my pilot's license.

Would not mess with planes or yachts

helicopters aren't global.

yachts and planes are.

 

[Flyn]

A plane and nice boat would be later purchases, not immediate.

First would be lawyers and top financial advisers (think Warren Buffett type guys).

Second would be renting a home in a secure, guarded location. This would be a secure base of operations where the real house could be planned.

Third would be a few toys. Car, motorcycle, masseuse, etc. Instead of working I'd probably take a lot of classes. Self defense, cooking, weapons training, guitar, performance driving, etc. Gotta fill the days so you don't veg away.

 

[Mook]

With almost a billion dollars, I'd just hire the Chinese to build me some cheap teleporting device. Fuck getting a plane like some peasant millionaire.

 

[Spivitz]

Nothing too insane boat wise, a 50 footer would work, Sundancer maybe.