i have a habit of leaving my doors open because my villa is hot (big rear window, big skylights) and i don't want to pay for a/c, so that at least gets some air in here. although i turned a bedroom into an office where i'll close the door and use the a/c.
this has inadvertently led to birds being in the house a couple times, who go up to the second floor where the windows and doors are closed so they can't get out. then they fly around until i hear them and go help them out, usually shitting random places. anyway, saw this big fella in my yard today, so probably not going to leave the front doors open nearly as much now. i would not enjoy popping out of the office to see him in the kitchen.
in some villas of other people i know, they have monkey problems, which does include an occasional monkey in the kitchen. which is no bueno cuz they are dicks. moreso to women apparently
this has inadvertently led to birds being in the house a couple times, who go up to the second floor where the windows and doors are closed so they can't get out. then they fly around until i hear them and go help them out, usually shitting random places. anyway, saw this big fella in my yard today, so probably not going to leave the front doors open nearly as much now. i would not enjoy popping out of the office to see him in the kitchen.
in some villas of other people i know, they have monkey problems, which does include an occasional monkey in the kitchen. which is no bueno cuz they are dicks. moreso to women apparently