Ass Wiping SOP's/Poop Characteristics/Dicks Touching Porcelain

[slowchevy]

about to be three and four. I CAN FEEL IT

 

[DanJ]

I recommend the book, what's your poo telling you?. It's a very handy bathroom reference manual.

 

[slowchevy]

needs some car ads to keep me busy

 

[slowchevy]

So when you wipe your ass, are you a sitter or a stander?

Morbid curiosity has got me.

 

[DanJ]

I've had a heated discussion with blakbeardelite on this topic.

 

[Fish]

I recommend the book, what's your poo telling you?. It's a very handy bathroom reference manual.

I still prefer the Alphabet of Manliness.

 

[Sprayin]

Stander.

 

[DanJ]

I still prefer the Alphabet of Manliness.

I actually bought that together with I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

 

[DanJ]

I think it has something to do with how long your arms are.

 

[slowchevy]

I usually stand up and get a little captain in me. Feel cleaner too.

 

[Outlaw]

Sitter, but my overall body type is that of a thumb, so I can reach almost anywhere.

 

[wombat]

When I was like 12 I used to stand, now I just sit, i'm too lazy to stand and capt'n it up.

 

[wombat]

Just gotta make sure you move your nuts out of the way.

 

[slowchevy]

I hate while I'm doin my biz and my butt hole starts itching.

 

[firemandan1700]

Sitter here. Lol

 

[Donnie]

No squat option??!

 

[SHOmuff]

Wipe?

 

[Atomicles]

I didn't think standing was actually something people did. Interesting

 

[DanJ]

I feel like I'll sit on my arm with the sit option.

 

[Sprayin]

I figured sitting was for women.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

How would you even get to your ass in a full sit?

I lean over on my right cheek and use my left hand (with TP obviously).

 

[Stink Star]

How would you even get to your ass in a full sit?

I lean over on my right cheek and use my left hand (with TP obviously).

This exactly. The lean is where it's at

 

[Stink Star]

Think about it, if you are a stander and there is some poo on one buttcheak then as soon as you stand up the checks come together and now you have poo on two buttcheaks. I'm not about making a fecal warshak test so sitting or leaning is the way to go

 

[blakbearddelite]

Yes, Dan and I had discussed this a while back. I don't remember how it came up. But I prefer to sit and lean over.

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

I didn't think standing was actually something people did. Interesting

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