Wally... the WORST bathroom episode i EVER encountered was my first time @ Fat Sandwich. It was mid day and we ordered up some sandwiches, I got the Fat Milf. I went to use the bathroom and upon opening the door I witnessed probably every bodily fluid and solid possible... I was disgusted. I pissed out back...
This thread needed to be brought back. Toilets here at work suck. Very high water level as is. If you produce anything more than a few pellets like a rabbit, the water level rises and yer junk hangs in it. Forget about courtesy flushes, the thing shoots water up a foot and a half when you flush when you're not on it.
Have a similar problem at work with our bathroom.
We have two stalls and one urinal. One stall is big enough to park a Mini Cooper in but the other stall was not installed properly and the walls taper ever so closer together the further back you go. So if you're sitting on the toilet, your shoulders are basically touching the walls. Serious claustrophobia. And the toilet paper holder is in-line with your knees so you must keep your legs on an angle to even sit down. Try wiping your ass when you're wedged in there like a sardine. Not happening.
Also, both toilets flush so violently that they frequently launch turds right out of the bowl which either end up on the toilet seat or the floor. Be sure to wipe the seat before you sit down because it's always covered with water / piss / shit.
The urinal is mounted so low that your dick actually lines up with the flusher handle. It must have been installed by someone who was 4 feet high. Careful aim is required when using it as to not make a mess all over.
If that wasn't bad enough, the bathroom lights are activated via motion sensors which are on a timer. So if your dump last more than about 5 minutes and nobody else happens to enter the bathroom, the lights go out and you're left to shit in the dark. And it gets totally pitch black in there since there are no windows. Fucking annoying as hell. I'd like to slap whoever designed this bathroom.
We have two stalls and one urinal. One stall is big enough to park a Mini Cooper in but the other stall was not installed properly and the walls taper ever so closer together the further back you go. So if you're sitting on the toilet, your shoulders are basically touching the walls. Serious claustrophobia. And the toilet paper holder is in-line with your knees so you must keep your legs on an angle to even sit down. Try wiping your ass when you're wedged in there like a sardine. Not happening.
Also, both toilets flush so violently that they frequently launch turds right out of the bowl which either end up on the toilet seat or the floor. Be sure to wipe the seat before you sit down because it's always covered with water / piss / shit.
The urinal is mounted so low that your dick actually lines up with the flusher handle. It must have been installed by someone who was 4 feet high. Careful aim is required when using it as to not make a mess all over.
If that wasn't bad enough, the bathroom lights are activated via motion sensors which are on a timer. So if your dump last more than about 5 minutes and nobody else happens to enter the bathroom, the lights go out and you're left to shit in the dark. And it gets totally pitch black in there since there are no windows. Fucking annoying as hell. I'd like to slap whoever designed this bathroom.
Accidentally.....
I was in Korea and the shitter had a remote control. All of the words were in Korean. I pressed what I thought was the flush button.....then the toilet violated me with ice cold water.
I learned later on that it was an insanely high tech toilet. You could adjust the angle of water, temp, pressure, everything.
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