Arby's introduces the Diablo Dare Sandwich - the hottest sandwich ever

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Ya, Diablo is purely for marketing buzz.
 

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kind of like the Taco Bell Diabo sauce. Bitch, that shit is like vinegar with a splash of ketchup.
 

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I bought the brisket and chicken to try (fucking expensive BTW) I ate all of the brisket and half of the chicken. I must have a VERY low tolerance to heat or I got the hottest brisket one there is. I had the tears, my mouth was on fire, nose running etc. Once my face cooled off I tried the chicken one and it was pretty good but just so GD spicy I couldn't enjoy it.

RN my intestines are making noises that normally signal the imminent arrival of a :poop: volcano.
 

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I bought the brisket and chicken to try (fucking expensive BTW) I ate all of the brisket and half of the chicken. I must have a VERY low tolerance to heat or I got the hottest brisket one there is. I had the tears, my mouth was on fire, nose running etc. Once my face cooled off I tried the chicken one and it was pretty good but just so GD spicy I couldn't enjoy it.

RN my intestines are making noises that normally signal the imminent arrival of a :poop: volcano.
2 sandwiches and 1 meal was $27 but it is what it is
 

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I didn't really care about the price because you gotta try it I was just surprised, 10000% worth it. Hopefully there's a few other heat sensitive TCG'ers that will give this a try :rofl:
 

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I want to try this but I'm afraid of what obscenities my asshole will scream at me the next day.
 

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So am I, I already have the virus planted and I know it'll get a little weird tomorrow but I had to try. Especially with the really great reviews and pictures, you're insulting them and their restraint to just eat it straight away.
 

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At 2am what I would assume was the brisket portion of the meal came knocking on my abdomen with cannonball like force. It was pure lava, the heat of 1,000 suns rushing out and with the current rumbles as I type this, I believe a Mount Saint Helens repeat is imminent.

My reaction to the ejection process of these sandwiches is likely not common, I very rarely eat anything spicy so I do not have any tolerance.
 

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Yea that's bad. I have had zero issues at all.
But it usually takes like 20 white castles before I feel even a rumble
 

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You didn't even have the stinging heat as it discharged?
 

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And it's definitely out. I've made 2 movements since consumption
 

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Man, you must be blessed :rofl:
 
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