My "Only In Alaska" Thread

[boostedguy05]

he is one lucky mother fucker that he was able to get to his rifle and get off a good shot.

 

[Euro]

HOLY SHIT

 

[Eagle]

Ouch.

 

[EmersonHart13]

He's a badass

 

[Blood on Blood]

Damn

 

[firemandan1700]

Daymn!

 

[ChrisRac]

From one of our local performance shop owners.

 

[Rent Free]

MMMMMMMM road salty GTR......

 

[ChrisRac]

There's this... uhh... "trailer"

 

[Ti28]

That bear attack! Good grief!

 

[ChrisRac]

Aleknagik DUI suspect abandoned by passengers, troopers say | Alaska Dispatch News

Alaska State Troopers say an Anchorage woman arrested for a DUI in Aleknagik was abandoned by her passengers, who left the running vehicle facing oncoming traffic, with the unconscious driver's foot still pressing the gas pedal and the tires spinning.

The white car was engulfed in white smoke from the front tires that were still spinning,” troopers wrote. “The tires had been melted down to the rim. (Bartman-Wallman) was observed to be passed out in the driver seat and still had her foot on the gas pedal.”

 

[ChrisRac]

Our side streets froze... so people parked their cars and took out their ice skates.

Roads to rinks - Anchorage residents know how to have fun despite freezing rain | Local News - KTUU.com Anchorage

 

[ChrisRac]

We don't have the brightest people living here

Man Stabbed During Ninja Showcase

 

[ChrisRac]

Only in Alaska do they have to train in snow to start a dog race.

The Iditarod announcement came two days after Alaska Railroad spokesman Tim Sullivan said a regularly-scheduled freight train would haul seven rail cars of snow from Fairbanks to Anchorage this week to help with the Iditarod ceremonial start and Fur Rondy events, like the Running of the Reindeer. That train left Fairbanks Wednesday.

 

[boostedguy05]

fuck you for us having snow, and you not!

 

[ChrisRac]

I mean... how stupid does one have to be?!?

 

[Mook]

Or maybe hes a genius.

 

[ChrisRac]

Not up here. All idiots.

 

[boostedguy05]

driving a benz, gotta be doing something right.

 

[99PONTIACGP]

Not up here. All idiots.

but.. you.. live there to.

 

[ChrisRac]

Who wants to go?

 

[ChrisRac]

Baby Moose Born In Lowe's Parking Lot

 

[ChrisRac]

What do you do with vehicles you don't want anymore? These guys launch them off a cliff

 

[Mook]

Alaskan hillbillys

 

[dberz94]

@1:58 is the most Alaskan thing I have ever heard.