I can eat and love spicy food(the hotter yet with flavor the better) and be fine, but i sometimes get heart burn/ acid reflux from eating bland foods.
What the hell fuck it here it goes:
When i was in france, my stomach was brewing bad and i ended up taking a nasty dump in a public bathroom next to a busy park. These bathrooms were completely different that im used to here in the states. It was not a not traditional mens room, but rather 2 small gas station type bathrooms right next to each other with concrete floors and steel walls, facing the park. Well needless to say after nearly crapping my pants trying to find a bathroom, i took a crap and realized that there was not any toilet paper, or paper towels of any kind., only a sink with no soap and a hand dryer was available.
After 15 Min of standing there trying to figure out what to do, i had people start to knock on the door and say stuff in french. I didnt understand and I didnt know how to say sorry im going to be awhile in french so i would just reply occupied in spanish and in english. With no spare undershirt on I took of my clothes and proceeded to wash my ass in the sink. The thing is that the sink was one of those that shuts off after a few seconds, so i had to keep turning on the water with shit on my hands, and ended up having to not only wash off my ass but also my legs and feet. After wards i ended up having to use the blow dryer to dry off my ass legs and feet. After i was done(about 1hr later including time on the toilet, standing around etc.) the floor was all wet with shitty water(i tired to clean the sink off as much as possible). I got dressed and as i was exiting there was a line of about 10 old people just staring at me as i tired to just to walk away as quickly as possible.
Should have used your socks!
