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[Gypsy]

I might throw up myself now.

 

[TonzKnock-G]

WHAT

 

[TonzKnock-G]

THE

 

[TonzKnock-G]

FUCK

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137433413

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

wow thats just.... wow

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

if you ever thought you might be a little odd, go check out that link i posted haha

 

[Lead Pipe]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137433413

I was hoping that was the case.

 

[99PONTIACGP]

kay:

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

im about 21 pages into the thread, and that is by far the most fucked up thing that has happened so far

 

[99PONTIACGP]

The Jim Carey GIF was fucking funny.

 

[Lead Pipe]

- I love seeing girls take a poo, but not smell it

1. Sleeping next to my girlfriend at the time... I was horny so I took her hands and used them to jack myself off.

And i once grabbed a turd out of the toilet to feel its density/weight.
Hey were being honest here.

And that's the first 2 pages.

 

[Gypsy]

This thread is going waaaaaaay downhill.

 

[Primalzer]

Something tells me I don't want to click on that link while i am at work

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Something tells me I don't want to click on that link while i am at work

its mostly text, rarely theres a gif

 

[Lead Pipe]

I stopped reading after this post. I damn near threw up. WTF is wrong with people???

Have jerked off to the following


sht porn

two girls one cup

pictures of dead naked chicks

A picture of a chick who got demolished in a car wreck, cut in half genitals and anus exposed

zombie porn


I also jerk off to 'alternate universe' scenarios, where I remember all the times I failed with a chick, and imagine an alternate universe where it was a bit different and it succeeded. I proceed to masturbate to that outcome.

Jerked off in womens bathrooms and left my jizz all over the seat

Stuck pens, toothbrush ends, and a guitar string winder up my anus whilst masturbating, and licked and smelt them afterwards.

Stuck my camera phone up my ass and took a picture, too dark to get a good picture


At my old place sometimes when I got out of the shower I'd remain naked and walk around the house unnecessarily sort of hoping someone would see me naked(no sex offender)

Once made a mangina by folding my weenus under my legs in the bathroom, and danced around like a phaggot


no longer ashamed to post this after reading the messed up sht in this thread

 

[Hubbard 0]

I have Lived in Minnesota ( 4 cities ), Michigan ( 3 cities ), Ohio ( 1 city ), Texas ( 1 city ) Illinios ( 4 cities ) and Califorinia ( 4 cities ). 2 grade schools, 3 middle schools and 4 high schools and I am not a military brat

I've lived in California (born), Washington (2 cities), Alaska, Michigan (2 cities), Washington (again), Michigan (again), and Illinois. I'm moving back to California next year.

No military either, I'm a K-Mart/Sears brat.

 

[Hubbard 0]

body building forum always has the most fucked up stories of the internet. It's weirder than 4chan over there.

 

[Boss]

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wow thats just.... wow

aww thats nastyyy

 

[Rebel]

 

[redevo58]

I can eat and love spicy food(the hotter yet with flavor the better) and be fine, but i sometimes get heart burn/ acid reflux from eating bland foods.
What the hell fuck it here it goes:
When i was in france, my stomach was brewing bad and i ended up taking a nasty dump in a public bathroom next to a busy park. These bathrooms were completely different that im used to here in the states. It was not a not traditional mens room, but rather 2 small gas station type bathrooms right next to each other with concrete floors and steel walls, facing the park. Well needless to say after nearly crapping my pants trying to find a bathroom, i took a crap and realized that there was not any toilet paper, or paper towels of any kind., only a sink with no soap and a hand dryer was available.
After 15 Min of standing there trying to figure out what to do, i had people start to knock on the door and say stuff in french. I didnt understand and I didnt know how to say sorry im going to be awhile in french so i would just reply occupied in spanish and in english. With no spare undershirt on I took of my clothes and proceeded to wash my ass in the sink. The thing is that the sink was one of those that shuts off after a few seconds, so i had to keep turning on the water with shit on my hands, and ended up having to not only wash off my ass but also my legs and feet. After wards i ended up having to use the blow dryer to dry off my ass legs and feet. After i was done(about 1hr later including time on the toilet, standing around etc.) the floor was all wet with shitty water(i tired to clean the sink off as much as possible). I got dressed and as i was exiting there was a line of about 10 old people just staring at me as i tired to just to walk away as quickly as possible.

 

[Slolane]

fcken danny!!!

 

[DanJ]

I was hiking in Virginia and had to take a shit on the side of the trail as it was an absolute necessity or else I would have crapped myself. I wiped with my boxers and finished my trek going commando.

 

[Lead Pipe]

I can eat and love spicy food(the hotter yet with flavor the better) and be fine, but i sometimes get heart burn/ acid reflux from eating bland foods.
What the hell fuck it here it goes:
When i was in france, my stomach was brewing bad and i ended up taking a nasty dump in a public bathroom next to a busy park. These bathrooms were completely different that im used to here in the states. It was not a not traditional mens room, but rather 2 small gas station type bathrooms right next to each other with concrete floors and steel walls, facing the park. Well needless to say after nearly crapping my pants trying to find a bathroom, i took a crap and realized that there was not any toilet paper, or paper towels of any kind., only a sink with no soap and a hand dryer was available.
After 15 Min of standing there trying to figure out what to do, i had people start to knock on the door and say stuff in french. I didnt understand and I didnt know how to say sorry im going to be awhile in french so i would just reply occupied in spanish and in english. With no spare undershirt on I took of my clothes and proceeded to wash my ass in the sink. The thing is that the sink was one of those that shuts off after a few seconds, so i had to keep turning on the water with shit on my hands, and ended up having to not only wash off my ass but also my legs and feet. After wards i ended up having to use the blow dryer to dry off my ass legs and feet. After i was done(about 1hr later including time on the toilet, standing around etc.) the floor was all wet with shitty water(i tired to clean the sink off as much as possible). I got dressed and as i was exiting there was a line of about 10 old people just staring at me as i tired to just to walk away as quickly as possible.

N*ggas in Paris

 

[Boss]

I use to be in a graffiti crew when i was in high school,