Largest Private Tract of Land on Earth Is For Sale - Will be known as Mooktopia

[Yaj Yak]

[MENTION=695]DOC-Z[/MENTION] is a chiropractor...

isn't someone an eye doctor?

who's bringing antibiotics?

 

[Frank Dukes]

isnt there a nurse on here somewhere? [MENTION=702]SleeperLS[/MENTION] maybe?

 

[Ti28]

Sell me on your qualifications.

I deal with dispatchers and trucks day in and out.

 

[Mook]

[MENTION=695]DOC-Z[/MENTION] is a chiropractor...

isn't someone an eye doctor?

who's bringing antibiotics?

Will is an eye doctor.

I deal with dispatchers and trucks day in and out.

You gotta dress it up better than that.

 

[Ti28]

Min. speed limit 75! lol


BTW I think Carter should be in charge of defense.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

I got physical security, cctv, IT and misc. Other electronic bullshit covered.

 

[Mook]

I decree a new law. Left land camping is punishable by one year in jail. Minimum speed limit while occupying the left lane is infinite. Right lane has minimum 85.

I'll have a 3rd lane developed in our transportation infrastructure that will allow shitty cars to go at their own pace.

 

[Mook]

I got physical security, cctv, IT and misc. Other electronic bullshit covered.

You're hired.

 

[Ti28]

I'll have a 3rd lane developed in our transportation infrastructure that will allow shitty cars to go at their own pace.

No shitty cars. And 3800's illegal.

 

[Mook]

Hmm....we'll probably need food to survive. Can someone be in charge of franchising a TB, White Castle, Chipotle and Jersey Mikes?

 

[daturbosix]

Hmm....we'll probably need food to survive. Can someone be in charge of franchising a TB, White Castle, Chipotle and Jersey Mikes?

Sir, you forgot twin peaks

 

[Mook]

I'll have hooters and twin peaks built into the capital building.

 

[Yaj Yak]

No shitty cars. And 3800's illegal.

EASY BRUH

 

[Ti28]

And Portillos!

 

[Mook]

I need someone in public relations who can work with the middle east to get our gasoline.

 

[Mook]

Not Carter.

 

[daturbosix]

I need someone in public relations who can work with the middle east to get our gasoline.

Ummm ill just go take it. Done. Fuck them

 

[Frank Dukes]

I'm fully versed in import/export. i think i can handle that.

 

[Mook]

I'm fully versed in import/export. i think i can handle that.

Hired

 

[IceCreamAssassin]

Hmm....we'll probably need food to survive. Can someone be in charge of franchising a TB, White Castle, Chipotle and Jersey Mikes?

I used to own a Dairy Queen... I could put something together... Or just be a creepy guy in a van, but instead of work comp I'll do bikini watch at pools and such.

 

[Mook]

I used to own a Dairy Queen... I could put something together... Or just be a creepy guy in a van, but instead of work comp I'll do bikini watch at pools and such.

Open a dq for me. The women must serve in minimal clothing.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Only 1.3% of Australians beef? I can see why it's for sale.

 

[Primalzer]

 

[Mook]

Matt, would you work on our cyber security? Don't want to get hacked by best Korea.

 

[daturbosix]

I'm fully versed in import/export. i think i can handle that.

Any relation to Art Vandelay?