Mine wasn’t exactly random but long story short my mom got breast cancer, lost all of her hair which I saw a few times and really hit me hard, burned/singed her wig while checking dinner in the oven, lots of crying between us both, I told her I was going to shave my head for her and was put under orders to have hair for my sisters wedding in 3 weeks.
SOOO I “randomly” shaved my head for the first time with a Bic disposable razor at Disney’s All Star Sports Resort the morning after the wedding. The pain was exquisite!!! I didn’t have anything to trim my hair so I just went to town and went thru 3 disposable razors and decimated my noggin. The bathroom looked like a scene from Psycho.
Been shaving my head daily for my mom for the last 20 years with 5 total exceptions of having the flu (2), stomach flu (2) and food poisoning (1). Now I feel gross when I get too much stubble up there.
Whether I was bald (which I am anyway) or had a full head of hair (which I did when I started shaving it) I WILL NEVER GROW MY HAIR BACK
Most important. GET A QUALITY RAZOR AND NEW BLADE.
You will either fall in love with it or hate it and think you look ridiculous. Very few middle of the road people that can take it or leave it.
There will be blood. LOTS OF IT!! Test your pain tolerance by squirting some superglue on a big slash on top of your dome and do your best to not pass out from the pain.
You’ll need hats for everyday. EVERY DAY. No matter how tan it gets or how much sunblock you put on it will still burn. Baseball hats and sunny days make your head look like an Easter egg.
Women find it irresistible or intimidating.
You become a landmark. “Hey, where’s the bathroom?” “Go to the bald guy and make a left”
Random people will want to touch your head. It starts out cool and fun, gets fucking irritating really quick.
Electric razors do not work.
Your head is probably much smoother and not as bumpy as you would think. I’ve fractured my skull multiple times and the only oddity I have is at the base of my skull that’s barely noticeable.
Lotion is your friend. You think dandruff is a problem? Wait until you get dry skin up there. Dandruff itself goes away if you have it but dry skin is always a problem.
Do it once. If you don’t like it give it one more try 2 days later. If you still don’t like it let it grow back.