Do you brush your teeth before or after you shower?

[Mook]

Totally random question. But it popped in my head this morning while I was brushing my teefs. Do you brush before you shower or after?

Poll added.

Click to read more...

 

[EmersonHart13]

Usually before, I don't know why

 

[Mook]

Usually before, I don't know why

I sometimes do it before and I feel like after I shower, I can get ready far faster. Like its one less thing to do...my mind gets all confused ?

 

[Mook]

Mental note, I need to fix the check mark that shows up after you vote...its barely visible on Dark.

 

[Spivitz]

Before and twice a day. No way I can go to bed without brushing, flossing etc

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I brush my teeth before I drink orange juice.

 

[Grabber]

I always brush before I shower.

Sometimes, I brush a thrid time, but, I slack sometimes too.

 

[LikeABauce302]

After. I've never even considered brushing my teeth before. If I'm really in a hurry, I'll brush my teeth in the shower.

 

[Spivitz]

Interesting, pole is even

 

[CMNTMXR57]

I'm gonna blow your mind... I do it IN the shower.

So I can't tickle your poll.

 

[boostedguy05]

Both....

in the AM it is before i get in the shower.

But because i took a shower in the AM, when i brush at night, it is technically after i shower.

?

 

[DEEZUZ]

People shower in the morning before work? Before going to work to get dirty?

People go to work and get dirty?

Hmm. ?

 

[Yaj Yak]

before of course.

that way when my partially comatose body drools toothpaste onto my chest hair, the shower cleans it up.

 

[Aircal]

Before. I also never use toothpaste. I use listerine to brush ,then Act to rinse .

 

[Sprayin]

I have full blown Pavlov classical conditioning on this. I *HAVE* to brush after. Even if I brush before, my mouth will feel dirty and I'll have to brush again afterwards.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Before because then I don’t have to shower with morning breath plus cuts down time between showering and eating breakfast or drinking tea and having that terrible mint reaction with whatever ends up in my mouth

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

After. I've never even considered brushing my teeth before. If I'm really in a hurry, I'll brush my teeth in the shower.

How is that any faster? Or do you honestly wash while brushing? Standing in water while brushing doesn’t seem somehow speed it up

 

[EmersonHart13]

I brush my teeth before I drink orange juice.

I brush after almost every single day.... OJ, clean teeth, then clean weiner.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

I don't always shower in the morning so I have no input.

Choice 3) shower doesn't dictate when I brush.

 

[Sprayin]

How do yall motherfuckers not shower in the morning???

 

[CMNTMXR57]

I know, right.

I mean, I get Alux, because of his job, but still...

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

How do yall motherfuckers not shower in the morning???

Will shower before bed or during the day. Sometimes in the morning.

How do you go to bed dirty after working all day???

 

[radioguy6]

after shower

 

[Sprayin]

Will shower before bed or during the day. Sometimes in the morning.

How do you go to bed dirty after working all day???

You're going to sleep, the fuck does it matter if you're dirty. I guess that depends on how dirty you are and what you do for work. I don't get dirty like that at work.

 

[EmersonHart13]

Will shower before bed or during the day. Sometimes in the morning.

How do you go to bed dirty after working all day???

I work on a computer.... Generally computers don't like dirt.... So elaborate!