💬 OT 🤬 what made you say FUCK today?
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let me fill you in on my morning...wake up at 730 to a phone call from my dad. heater is busted at work and its freezing inside. no need to come in until the heater is fixed. i go back to sleep. phone rings at 1030 (i'm awake already). heat is fixed, time to work. i go outside, shovel, shower....power my way out of our unplowed neighborhood. park in the parking garage...heres where my fuck comes in..
so i walk out of the garage and i take the side street i always do. theres a pigeon or dove, whichever, sitting a few feet in front of me, ignoring me. suddenly, when i'm w/in maybe a foot of the damn thing, a fucking hawk DIVEBOMBS the pigeon right as i walk past it...i scream FUCK and flail my arms like a 5 year old running from a swarm of bees. after i compose myself and make sure no one saw, i turn around and see the hawk staring at me...no more than 2 feet away. i fumble in my pocket for the phone to snap a pic but a car spooks the thing and it flys away w/ the pigeon hanging from one of its claws....was baddass
so i walk out of the garage and i take the side street i always do. theres a pigeon or dove, whichever, sitting a few feet in front of me, ignoring me. suddenly, when i'm w/in maybe a foot of the damn thing, a fucking hawk DIVEBOMBS the pigeon right as i walk past it...i scream FUCK and flail my arms like a 5 year old running from a swarm of bees. after i compose myself and make sure no one saw, i turn around and see the hawk staring at me...no more than 2 feet away. i fumble in my pocket for the phone to snap a pic but a car spooks the thing and it flys away w/ the pigeon hanging from one of its claws....was baddass
I don't know whether to laugh at the image in my head of you or the hawk vs. pigeaon carnage! However, that is pretty cool! Way cool FUCK!
Here's my FUCKS...
Getting a phone call from my school carpool friend saying he just woke up, which in turn, wakes me up because I have overslept! He tell me that he's gonna drive himself in late, and I just say cool because I just woke up mself. Getting ready and I get a call from my friend who works there during the day, and he says school is closed, no class. Talk about a major FUCK YES! Total karma going on
I had NO IDEA it had snowed like it had. I don't even see the outside until I'm in my garage getting ready to go. I check the emergency closings website, and sure enough, my school is listed!! Go I start to notify what numbers I have for friends at school and major FUCK YES's all around 
Yes. People who haved lived ALL THEIR FUCKING LIVES IN CHICAGO and STILL can't drive in Chicago!! I was out awhile ago and Good LORD!! I could sit here and RANT about the idiocracies of automobile skills and the road, but I think we all know. Even when I had my Camaro as a DD for 9 years I drove better then friggin SUV's. Still the same today. So yeah, FUCK MIDWEST people who can't drive in snow. STAY HOME!
This: http://www.thechicagogarage.org/forum/showthread.php?t=12821
Fucking dumbass secret service agent
Fucking dumbass secret service agent
I can ALWAYS picture you flailing your arms like a 5 year old for some reason.
And, nothing!
#1. Fuck cold... Yesterday, when I left Florida, it was 74°F...
#2. Fuck snow... I came up I-24 to I-57 to I-74 to I-39... Fucking snow started when I got to Effingham on I-57... got some Effing gas, took an Effing walk to stretch my Effing legs and it was Effing cold! (see Effing #1)
#3. fuck having to type the first sentence up to the "°" symbol four times because for some reason typing Alt+017 was fucking up and sending the tab to my home page...
#2. Fuck snow... I came up I-24 to I-57 to I-74 to I-39... Fucking snow started when I got to Effingham on I-57... got some Effing gas, took an Effing walk to stretch my Effing legs and it was Effing cold! (see Effing #1)
#3. fuck having to type the first sentence up to the "°" symbol four times because for some reason typing Alt+017 was fucking up and sending the tab to my home page...
ex stopping by and having a conversation from like 9am until like 20 minutes ago.. that wasnt the "FUCK."
The fuck was.. when she was backing out, I hear this loud "THUD!" and I have heard people break their mirrors off against the gate to my backyard.. welllll she snapped the mirror clear off her fuckin car.
The fuck was.. when she was backing out, I hear this loud "THUD!" and I have heard people break their mirrors off against the gate to my backyard.. welllll she snapped the mirror clear off her fuckin car.
ex stopping by and having a conversation from like 9am until like 20 minutes ago.. that wasnt the "FUCK."
The fuck was.. when she was backing out, I hear this loud "THUD!" and I have heard people break their mirrors off against the gate to my backyard.. welllll she snapped the mirror clear off her fuckin car.
TELL HER TO FUCK OFF
HOT FOAMY FTW!
Fucking pneumonia. Worse part about it, its not even me that has it.
+1 (Have to laugh at Mickey's comment
)AMEN
aw poor pigeon/dove....
but seriously wtf is a pigeon/dove doing outside today? don't they fly south or whatever? my fuck was waking up an hour late so i thought i missed my first class, but then i saw she teaches the same class in a diff section at 11 so i ran and barely made the class
i got lucky... but then again i went all day from 11-3:30 without a break oh and walking in the snow and not falling once! YES! i deserve a prize for that! i'm one clumsy chick and everybody was falling around me! crazy 
Smokinhot
3-man rules!!!!
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