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i already scratched my wood floors in one of the bedrooms fml.
Things that make me want to buy a flip phone and disconnect from reality completely and fuck off into obscurity:
Was talking to my GF about wanting to get an electronic drumset so I can jam without all the noise. Loaded up youtube to watch some podcasts as I was reloading ammo and the first ad that pops up? Plastic cymbal covers/wall things that reduce noise in the direction you're facing.
Deleted youtube from my phone. Fuck that.
The first time i've ever experienced this was this past weekend. Wife and I were driving and there was a good sounding porsche cayman in front of us. I'm not sure if i said "that porsche sounds good" or "that cayman sounds good"....but when i scrolled through facebook a couple hours later, the autotrader sponsored ad that shows vehicles listed for sale was loaded with caymans.
What
The
Fuck
Oh how I long for the days of dumb phones.
I know, 110% know as a provable fact, I haven't posted anything on TCG about drums, I haven't searched drums on youtube, google, amazon, anywhere, I literally have not even SPOKEN about drums probably in months. I don't have IG to like drums. Don't have Shitbook to post about drums. Don't have twitter because I'm not a mouthbreathing retard.
Mention wanting an electronic drum set to quietly jam out. Suddenly, drum parts for ads 45 minutes later.