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Problem with the Alternative era, especially when going to college in the northern half of the U.S., is a large number of women wore baggy clothes (jeans and flannels) on campus.

At college, a guy quickly learned to feel around before taking a girl home from the parties / bars to understand the mass body index he was about to take on. Let's face it, a good number of ladies gained a couple pounds when they went to college and would attempt to hide it (i.e., the freshman 15).

Now, when blasted out of your fucking skull on whatever chemicals / alcohol, a guy always remembered to send in the scout before sending in the troops. Always stay away from a quite hairy sasquatch as her holy land was probably rank and you didn't want to stick your little pecker in there (end up with God knows what). Definitely didn't want to go downtown on her either.

With that said, the guy would either go for receiving a blow job or move on to another and pass the ripe, hairy vag off on to another poor unlikely soul.
 

Fish

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Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Sherice
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas

Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancin' with a train
They were all in love with dyin', they were drinking from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever present football player-rapist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas

Paulie caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg
Well, it should have been a better shot, and got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin', they were drinkin' from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
 

b00sted

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Nah, at noon one day Metallica From whom the bell tolls was playing and once it ended it went to a Ray Charles song. I stood and stared at the speakers in the shop for like 20mins going WTF.

Yep, I was in highschool. It was the Zone on the drive to school, and oldies when I got out at 2:15 pm...I thought it was a joke at first. Had to be 2005ish?
 
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