driving from my hotel in amman to the airport was rough at parts, it didn't rain but it was ridiculously foggy. some areas worse than this. note in the jordan thread i mentioned driving to amman from wadi rum and having to take a 15km detour - parts of it were in the mountains, around corners, and with less visibility than this too - definitely the only car that would have been visible is the first.
today we are flying egyptair economy. it's just a short ride. i had a very early flight, but they canceled it. i thought my flight might be pretty empty also because literally no one else was there when i was checking in.
the first espresso machine i had seen at all in jordan. i could have got an actual coffee in amman, but everything was closed due to the strike for solidarity with palestine.
priority pass is a benefit on several US credit cards for lounge access - usually pretty shit domestically, can be pretty nice internationally, especially at major city airports. 3 lounges accessible at amman. one services emirates, but it's just a private lounge it is not theirs. the state carrier here is royal jordanian, part of oneworld (aligned with aa), and the p. pass gets access. note egypt air is part of star alliance (aligned with united). i have a RJ flight later when going back home since it was $1000 round trip cairo to kuala lumpur, and KUL is a short hop to my thai airport KBV. that's when returning back to thailand the long way from the US.
view of the terminal
it has a coffee bar, a pizza bar, and an omelette guy. there was also a breakfast buffet area too (it's actually straight across in the pic above)
i dunno if they left late either but my bird did not arrive for a while and we left over an hour late. poor visibility to land was what we were told, although it seemed to look decent for a while (maybe the air was backed up). gate and my bird, with an RJ bird in the background.
first i've seen a koran on a plane. i wonder if it is in some other middle eastern airlines but just not so prominently placed. i have since seen it in some egyptian ubers. as far as i could tell the plane seemed to have a few tourists, then mostly jordanians/egyptians. the economy and currency are bad in egypt, so some go to jordan to work. they checked in and carried a fuckton of luggage back too. i checked in my carry on bag just so i didn't have to deal with it, but this was the slowest my bag had come out in some time. waiting 30 min iirc at least.
the flight is scheduled as 90 minutes and comes with a meal. i just picked at it a little bit though.
no arrival in egypt pics but the tour company had a guy waiting for me at the airport, iirc in a secure part too. i've been with a guide and driver pretty much ever since from the company during day time. pic from a car ride, if this was in the US you might have some different transformations going on in the gym?
i checked in at my hotel then got an uber to go to zamalek island, which is a nice part of cairo. i did it on recommendation of the reception guy at the hotel. i had this egyptian dish fattah, the closest thing to it might be chilaquiles, although it's quite different. was tasty and filling. i also didn't have knafeh in jordan, but on this guy's recommendation had it egyptian style, from this syrian restaurant. and i'll note i didn't go hame on desserts while in turkey despite their being similar ones, i'm just all out getting to be a fatass on this trip.
how long has this car sat here? see plenty similar, although usually not bmws. i'll also note almost every motorcycle is chinese. some cars are chinese. also plenty of people - some cars - ton of motorcycles/scooters - don't run with their lights on at night. even in poorly lit places. i do not understand this at all.
i memorized arabic numbers so i could read license plates and pick out my ubers in traffic. lots of men are named ahmed or mohamed. it was easy to practice because there is plenty of traffic all around so i would just keep myself busy reading plates. i took some vids but driving here is pretty chaotic as well, definitely moreso than jordan with how people treat lanes, how pedestrians behave, etc.
uber is stupidly cheap. i am tipping the max here in the app (20 egyptian pounds) and here are my current trip costs:
6.12 kilometers | 43 min - EGP 96.14 ($3.11 USD)
19.69 kilometers | 35 min - EGP 153.09
35.08 kilometers | 45 min - EGP 205.36
last guy was oddly timid for an uber driver in egypt and didn't seem to have familiarity with my hotel, despite it being literally one of the most famous ones here and him having over 1000 drives. kinda confusing. in any case, these rides were cheap...
and this is at the official rate of 30.95 EGP per USD. this is a government fixed rate. inflation is bad here, and this is not the free market rate. there is a black market for currency, or a "parallel market" - argentina currently also has a currency crisis, and i was there the last time they did (i think 2013?) where they similarly had a black market, although they called it a blue market. since it is not "bad" - like with a vice like drugs or sex - people come up with other names to justify doing it because they are "good" people. in any case, in argentina in particular i remember walking down florida street in buenos aires and people yelling out "cambio cambio" and you could exchange money all over. not the case in egypt.
i brought some dollars thinking i could just pop in any shop and make things happen, but apparently it's very illegal, the cops watch out for it, etc. technically there is an infinite money glitch in these situations - like covert 100 USD on black market to say 5000 EGP, the go to currency exchange and get dollars back at official rate and end up with $161. i think the reason it doesn't get exploited is that you need to declare if you are entering the country with 10k, probably already looking kinda sus then, but i bet they don't let citizens exchange EGP for USD at most official exchanges, and/or they record it. my passport is taken every time i do that too. of course there's a lot of friction and fees so you wouldn't get $161 but you'd definitely be over $100.
in any case, my guide said they aren't allowed to do this, and it's all basically done just through knowing people who might want dollars. it kinda feels like if you were trying to find people to exchange money for crypto, but pretend you went to a new city and don't know anyone, and oh yeah, crypto is illegal there. so not ideal. i'm using card and paying official rate on lots of things, and plenty of my purchases are already paid for at this point - but i'm still paying much more than i should when ordering at hotels where food is pricey anyway. like you know a room service burger in the US is expensive period, and i'm paying just as expensively over here really, even though it should be far less. although i've also heard some hotels don't even allow tourists to pay for things there with EGP (although i don't feel like that would happen at mine, nor have i actually experienced or observed that.)
anyway my legal plan to circumvent this was go to a bullion dealer and buy some gold or silver with my USD, then walk out the door and come back in and sell my bullion to them for EGP. my guide thought this was probably not really worth the time or effort given how much i'd be exchanging at the end of the day. i think he's probably also happier if i tip him a $10 bill i have as well. on one hand this cheap is pricey and a few more bucks here and there aren't going to break me anyway, on the other hand at least for expensive/huge margin built in hotel food i'd rather be paying the real free market rate/value of this currency vs. getting hosed.
in any case, here's some egyptian pounds. i only have a 200 and 100. i'll ask the counter for some change later as 10 is good for a bathroom tip/charge and having small bills is good as lots of people expect tips for little things.
some bazaar pics i visited at night, walked around some streets, went to this place which i think was an islamic shrine but not a mosque? or mosque but also had someone in it? didn't take pics of that actual part, guys were actively praying there, i'd feel like a weird dbag doing that. other people were taking pics or video of it in kind of goofy seeming ways though.
old city gate, some guys making bread
i got a bit lost as white boy tourist through some windy places in here. ultimately popped out in the right spot to pick up an uber but it was very dark by a main roadway. what was weird was that some cars - and a shit ton of motorcycles/scooters - did not use their lights. the street was not even well lit here either. i still don't understand this. planned to ask r/egypt. my tour organizer said it was so they 'could better be seen' but i don't understand this logic
my hotel
i have to go on the balcony to see it, but can see 1 pyramid. going all the way to the end of the hall though then outside on the fire escape stairs though is one of the best night views here though, if you didn't get lucky enough to have that last room. i left the hotel and walked up to the closed gate for getting up to the pyramids, the guard yelled at me for even trying to take a picture from outside the gate and taking a picture of the night sky. like the night sky was closed. may have just been fishing for a tip? meh.
i don't think i was even that hungry but just wanted to pay too much for a mediocre burger.
morning from my balcony
my breakfast. it was not included and about $30. i like shakshuka and this was the worst ever from their buffet, because the eggs were legit total rubber after sitting under a warming light forever. i didn't think i had time to get the omelette from the station and meet my guide on time. i thought because the guy who arranged the tour had not messaged me yet that i could go past my 8am brekkie, but in reality another guy was already there and waiting so i was 10 min late to see him. oh well. 1/10 shakshuka, 10/10 view, which i suppose is what i actually paid for. ate all the carby bois even though i didn't walk around thaaat much today.
went with the guide to the pyramids, was nice having someone walk through and explain things as well as someone i could plink questions off of. i'm basically having a 1:1 tour now. my guide works for 2 companies, he does big tours with another and goes all around egypt with them. with this company he does usually solo/couple/family tours in cairo, and i'll probably have him on my last day too.
side of the great pyramid. this was the largest and is the tomb of khufu. it used to be smooth and covered with white limestone, although these are very old, and throughout time either from weather causing parts to crumble or people coming to take parts for raw material, here is what it looks like now. i'm sure you know all about the huge heavy blocks, how they fit so well together, came from all over, and also how the pyramids were actually build by aliens and how cleopatra was black. here's the side and the entrance. it costs extra to go in them. this is the most popular one, i did not go in it.
here is his son khafre's pyramid. it is built on a taller plane than his dad's, but is physically smaller. so he is both honoring his dad but one upping him on the height. it has still maintained some of the original cladding.
people are generally not engaging me with the guide, but if he has a smoke while i poke around, they try to be friendly to chat me up and get me to do something. i don't really have a tough time dodging them, but going here without a guide a lot of people complain about getting significantly harassed "i will never return to egypt" etc. this is probably worst if you try and be too nice and they just engage you forever. i don't put off the vibes that i'm going to do much other than ignore you though so i'm not too worried about that anyway. i do put off dorky tourist vibes so here's me in front of some pyramids. i've got a belt clip on go pro style mount to wear an insta360 clamped on to my pocket, kinda trying to hide it away as you're not allowed to film in the pyramids but i'll be going in the 3rd one. adidas bag coming in clutch here. unfortunately the plastic on this mount snapped this morning. it still kinda works. since you can point the 360 anywhere in post, it's actually not the worst thing in the world if it's kinda all over - because it is recording everywhere. so you can kinda "fix" wherever you want it to actually look when editing.
today we are flying egyptair economy. it's just a short ride. i had a very early flight, but they canceled it. i thought my flight might be pretty empty also because literally no one else was there when i was checking in.
the first espresso machine i had seen at all in jordan. i could have got an actual coffee in amman, but everything was closed due to the strike for solidarity with palestine.
priority pass is a benefit on several US credit cards for lounge access - usually pretty shit domestically, can be pretty nice internationally, especially at major city airports. 3 lounges accessible at amman. one services emirates, but it's just a private lounge it is not theirs. the state carrier here is royal jordanian, part of oneworld (aligned with aa), and the p. pass gets access. note egypt air is part of star alliance (aligned with united). i have a RJ flight later when going back home since it was $1000 round trip cairo to kuala lumpur, and KUL is a short hop to my thai airport KBV. that's when returning back to thailand the long way from the US.
view of the terminal
it has a coffee bar, a pizza bar, and an omelette guy. there was also a breakfast buffet area too (it's actually straight across in the pic above)
i dunno if they left late either but my bird did not arrive for a while and we left over an hour late. poor visibility to land was what we were told, although it seemed to look decent for a while (maybe the air was backed up). gate and my bird, with an RJ bird in the background.
first i've seen a koran on a plane. i wonder if it is in some other middle eastern airlines but just not so prominently placed. i have since seen it in some egyptian ubers. as far as i could tell the plane seemed to have a few tourists, then mostly jordanians/egyptians. the economy and currency are bad in egypt, so some go to jordan to work. they checked in and carried a fuckton of luggage back too. i checked in my carry on bag just so i didn't have to deal with it, but this was the slowest my bag had come out in some time. waiting 30 min iirc at least.
the flight is scheduled as 90 minutes and comes with a meal. i just picked at it a little bit though.
no arrival in egypt pics but the tour company had a guy waiting for me at the airport, iirc in a secure part too. i've been with a guide and driver pretty much ever since from the company during day time. pic from a car ride, if this was in the US you might have some different transformations going on in the gym?
i checked in at my hotel then got an uber to go to zamalek island, which is a nice part of cairo. i did it on recommendation of the reception guy at the hotel. i had this egyptian dish fattah, the closest thing to it might be chilaquiles, although it's quite different. was tasty and filling. i also didn't have knafeh in jordan, but on this guy's recommendation had it egyptian style, from this syrian restaurant. and i'll note i didn't go hame on desserts while in turkey despite their being similar ones, i'm just all out getting to be a fatass on this trip.
how long has this car sat here? see plenty similar, although usually not bmws. i'll also note almost every motorcycle is chinese. some cars are chinese. also plenty of people - some cars - ton of motorcycles/scooters - don't run with their lights on at night. even in poorly lit places. i do not understand this at all.
i memorized arabic numbers so i could read license plates and pick out my ubers in traffic. lots of men are named ahmed or mohamed. it was easy to practice because there is plenty of traffic all around so i would just keep myself busy reading plates. i took some vids but driving here is pretty chaotic as well, definitely moreso than jordan with how people treat lanes, how pedestrians behave, etc.
uber is stupidly cheap. i am tipping the max here in the app (20 egyptian pounds) and here are my current trip costs:
6.12 kilometers | 43 min - EGP 96.14 ($3.11 USD)
19.69 kilometers | 35 min - EGP 153.09
35.08 kilometers | 45 min - EGP 205.36
last guy was oddly timid for an uber driver in egypt and didn't seem to have familiarity with my hotel, despite it being literally one of the most famous ones here and him having over 1000 drives. kinda confusing. in any case, these rides were cheap...
and this is at the official rate of 30.95 EGP per USD. this is a government fixed rate. inflation is bad here, and this is not the free market rate. there is a black market for currency, or a "parallel market" - argentina currently also has a currency crisis, and i was there the last time they did (i think 2013?) where they similarly had a black market, although they called it a blue market. since it is not "bad" - like with a vice like drugs or sex - people come up with other names to justify doing it because they are "good" people. in any case, in argentina in particular i remember walking down florida street in buenos aires and people yelling out "cambio cambio" and you could exchange money all over. not the case in egypt.
i brought some dollars thinking i could just pop in any shop and make things happen, but apparently it's very illegal, the cops watch out for it, etc. technically there is an infinite money glitch in these situations - like covert 100 USD on black market to say 5000 EGP, the go to currency exchange and get dollars back at official rate and end up with $161. i think the reason it doesn't get exploited is that you need to declare if you are entering the country with 10k, probably already looking kinda sus then, but i bet they don't let citizens exchange EGP for USD at most official exchanges, and/or they record it. my passport is taken every time i do that too. of course there's a lot of friction and fees so you wouldn't get $161 but you'd definitely be over $100.
in any case, my guide said they aren't allowed to do this, and it's all basically done just through knowing people who might want dollars. it kinda feels like if you were trying to find people to exchange money for crypto, but pretend you went to a new city and don't know anyone, and oh yeah, crypto is illegal there. so not ideal. i'm using card and paying official rate on lots of things, and plenty of my purchases are already paid for at this point - but i'm still paying much more than i should when ordering at hotels where food is pricey anyway. like you know a room service burger in the US is expensive period, and i'm paying just as expensively over here really, even though it should be far less. although i've also heard some hotels don't even allow tourists to pay for things there with EGP (although i don't feel like that would happen at mine, nor have i actually experienced or observed that.)
anyway my legal plan to circumvent this was go to a bullion dealer and buy some gold or silver with my USD, then walk out the door and come back in and sell my bullion to them for EGP. my guide thought this was probably not really worth the time or effort given how much i'd be exchanging at the end of the day. i think he's probably also happier if i tip him a $10 bill i have as well. on one hand this cheap is pricey and a few more bucks here and there aren't going to break me anyway, on the other hand at least for expensive/huge margin built in hotel food i'd rather be paying the real free market rate/value of this currency vs. getting hosed.
in any case, here's some egyptian pounds. i only have a 200 and 100. i'll ask the counter for some change later as 10 is good for a bathroom tip/charge and having small bills is good as lots of people expect tips for little things.
some bazaar pics i visited at night, walked around some streets, went to this place which i think was an islamic shrine but not a mosque? or mosque but also had someone in it? didn't take pics of that actual part, guys were actively praying there, i'd feel like a weird dbag doing that. other people were taking pics or video of it in kind of goofy seeming ways though.
old city gate, some guys making bread
i got a bit lost as white boy tourist through some windy places in here. ultimately popped out in the right spot to pick up an uber but it was very dark by a main roadway. what was weird was that some cars - and a shit ton of motorcycles/scooters - did not use their lights. the street was not even well lit here either. i still don't understand this. planned to ask r/egypt. my tour organizer said it was so they 'could better be seen' but i don't understand this logic
my hotel
i have to go on the balcony to see it, but can see 1 pyramid. going all the way to the end of the hall though then outside on the fire escape stairs though is one of the best night views here though, if you didn't get lucky enough to have that last room. i left the hotel and walked up to the closed gate for getting up to the pyramids, the guard yelled at me for even trying to take a picture from outside the gate and taking a picture of the night sky. like the night sky was closed. may have just been fishing for a tip? meh.
i don't think i was even that hungry but just wanted to pay too much for a mediocre burger.
morning from my balcony
my breakfast. it was not included and about $30. i like shakshuka and this was the worst ever from their buffet, because the eggs were legit total rubber after sitting under a warming light forever. i didn't think i had time to get the omelette from the station and meet my guide on time. i thought because the guy who arranged the tour had not messaged me yet that i could go past my 8am brekkie, but in reality another guy was already there and waiting so i was 10 min late to see him. oh well. 1/10 shakshuka, 10/10 view, which i suppose is what i actually paid for. ate all the carby bois even though i didn't walk around thaaat much today.
went with the guide to the pyramids, was nice having someone walk through and explain things as well as someone i could plink questions off of. i'm basically having a 1:1 tour now. my guide works for 2 companies, he does big tours with another and goes all around egypt with them. with this company he does usually solo/couple/family tours in cairo, and i'll probably have him on my last day too.
side of the great pyramid. this was the largest and is the tomb of khufu. it used to be smooth and covered with white limestone, although these are very old, and throughout time either from weather causing parts to crumble or people coming to take parts for raw material, here is what it looks like now. i'm sure you know all about the huge heavy blocks, how they fit so well together, came from all over, and also how the pyramids were actually build by aliens and how cleopatra was black. here's the side and the entrance. it costs extra to go in them. this is the most popular one, i did not go in it.
here is his son khafre's pyramid. it is built on a taller plane than his dad's, but is physically smaller. so he is both honoring his dad but one upping him on the height. it has still maintained some of the original cladding.
people are generally not engaging me with the guide, but if he has a smoke while i poke around, they try to be friendly to chat me up and get me to do something. i don't really have a tough time dodging them, but going here without a guide a lot of people complain about getting significantly harassed "i will never return to egypt" etc. this is probably worst if you try and be too nice and they just engage you forever. i don't put off the vibes that i'm going to do much other than ignore you though so i'm not too worried about that anyway. i do put off dorky tourist vibes so here's me in front of some pyramids. i've got a belt clip on go pro style mount to wear an insta360 clamped on to my pocket, kinda trying to hide it away as you're not allowed to film in the pyramids but i'll be going in the 3rd one. adidas bag coming in clutch here. unfortunately the plastic on this mount snapped this morning. it still kinda works. since you can point the 360 anywhere in post, it's actually not the worst thing in the world if it's kinda all over - because it is recording everywhere. so you can kinda "fix" wherever you want it to actually look when editing.