RIP, Choco Taco
Rumblings of the Klondike product's demise has spread across social media.
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Easy on the "dislike" button, it negatively affects reaction scores. IKR?Kids won't know this wonderful gloriousness as the ice cream man came down the block and you paid your $0.75 for a choco taco.
I haven't seen an ice cream truck in agesEasy on the "dislike" button, it negatively affects reaction scores. IKR?
Yesterday, while down at my dad's, we were outside chatting with some of his new neighbors. I heard the noise, and my left ear perked up (deaf in the right one), then some of the older folk's eyes turned towards the horizon. The kids couldn't put down their phones and didn't have the Pavlovian responses that we did.
Minutes later, sure enough...
I busted out some cash and everyone got some ice cream. No choco taco's even listed.
That’s because the Karen’s of America dont like the song as it disrupts ( insert something they like here )I haven't seen an ice cream truck in ages
and it's oppressive because black kids are poor and can't afford ice creamThat’s because the Karen’s of America dont like the song as it disrupts ( insert something they like here )
I vaguely recall an episode of Bones where an ice cream truck was pacing the lead characters as they walked down the sidewalk. Booth (David Boreanaz) was getting really annoyed with the music as it was so loud, and he and Bones couldn't keep their conversation going. So he keeps yelling at the driver to turn it down, which he doesn't. After a few exchanges Booth unholsters his service weapon and shoots the clown head on the top of the truck, therefor shutting down the music.That’s because the Karen’s of America dont like the song as it disrupts ( insert something they like here )
Easy on the "dislike" button, it negatively affects reaction scores. IKR?
Yesterday, while down at my dad's, we were outside chatting with some of his new neighbors. I heard the noise, and my left ear perked up (deaf in the right one), then some of the older folk's eyes turned towards the horizon. The kids couldn't put down their phones and didn't have the Pavlovian responses that we did.
Minutes later, sure enough...
I busted out some cash and everyone got some ice cream. No choco taco's even listed.
Fucking fake news SpeedSpeak2me more dislikes incomingOh wait Fuck you
Were Klondike's 'Choco Tacos' Discontinued?
What would you do ... to keep buying this Klondike bar.www.snopes.com
Fuck snopes, they've been proven to be a bunch of hacks.Oh wait Fuck you
Were Klondike's 'Choco Tacos' Discontinued?
What would you do ... to keep buying this Klondike bar.www.snopes.com
Honestly it wasn’t what I remembered anyways. Nothing nostalgic really ever is.I don't think I ever actually had one, chocolate wasn't really my thing when I was young.
Meh who’s to say your random site is legit either. In reality IDGAF about ice cream being discontinued but maybe I’ll buy one and prove you wrong or maybe the shelves will be empty.Fuck snopes, they've been proven to be a bunch of hacks.
From the source article:
Is the Choco Taco gone for good?
At first the call center agent had no idea what I was talking about, but when she inquired internally about the rumor, she confirmed it to be true.
“The Choco Taco has been discontinued,” she said. Holy crap. Straight from the source.
Klondike specified one- and four-packs were both being discontinued, meaning that both the unit size sold by ice cream trucks and the multi-packs sold at the grocery store have been axed. Asked why the Choco Taco was going away, the rep replied diplomatically that the decision was made for a variety of reasons, as well as to make room for newer options. This is the same reasoning we heard from Taco Bell when several beloved items were discontinued in an act of “menu streamlining” that aimed to clear space for fresh innovations. (Or maybe just to cut costs and increase profits?)
I’m sure plenty of you will be heartbroken by this news; Choco Tacos are a top-tier ice cream selection for some people, and have been since their inception in the 1980s. I was certainly known to chow down on them when I was a kid. So it brings me no joy to be the bearer of bad news. Social media rumors don’t always prove to be true, but in the case of the Choco Taco, this one is sadly based in fact. RIP, Choco Taco, 1984-2022.
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From Klondike itself, cant find any and the webpage for the choco taco product page redirects to the home page.Meh who’s to say your random site is legit either. In reality IDGAF about ice cream being discontinued but maybe I’ll buy one and prove you wrong or maybe the shelves will be empty.