Couple sells everything for sailboat: sinks on first trip

[Flyn]

Proving the theorem that some higher power watches over morons as they stumble through life, a retired doctor has sold his 36' sailboat to the couple for $1. Sinking their uninsured boat on a sandbar ends up getting them a better boat.

Retired physician sells his boat for $1 to young couple who sank their sailboat in 2 days | Fox News

 

[Dasfinc]

Proving the theorem that some higher power watches over morons as they stumble through life, a retired doctor has sold his 36' sailboat to the couple for $1. Sinking their uninsured boat on a sandbar ends up getting them a better boat.

Retired physician sells his boat for $1 to young couple who sank their sailboat in 2 days | Fox News

Fucking Millennials just being given everything despite doing moronic things...

 

[nytebyte]

Headlines next week:

"Young couple with new donated sailboat, crashes into reef and sinks. They spend 6 days lost at sea, pondering the fact that they probably should have learned to sail. On day 7, they are eaten by sharks. The End."

 

[DanJ]

And they’re going on another trip next week. Brilliant.

 

[Spivitz]

Hahahaha, wtf