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[Mr_Roboto]

Sexually frustrated sea snakes mistake scuba divers for potential mates

The snakes' poor vision is believed to be behind the confusion.

www.livescience.com

I could just imagine this, "He's not aggressive, just horny" or "I got attacked by a sea snake." "Did it bite you?" "No, worse."

 

[Mr_Roboto]

https://www.dailywire.com/news/socialist-magazine-current-affairs-fires-staff-for-organizing

"Just hasn't been done correctly."

The reason he fired those people and seized control of the publication from the proles? Racism.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/soci...all-white-staff-for-refusing-to-hire-minority

 

[daturbosix]

This:

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

Nahhhh

 

[bikrboy128]

Modern Muscle is still around?

 

[Thirdgen89GTA]

The Weiner Circle for utryd2

Better than Ed DeBevics.

 

[SMRTSS1]

Shiny new Peterbuilt bucket truck came in over the weekend. Senior guy that beats the shit out of his trucks and smokes like a freight train inside them with the windows up claimed it for his own even though he has the newest truck. Less senior guy that drives a useless “light placing” truck is in line for it and wants it in the worst way. Senior guy doesn’t care, he wants it and thinks years of service should sway the bosses decision. It is purely the bosses decision, seniority, time in title, driving the oldest truck means absolutely nothing.

It is the most pathetically hilarious thing in the world to watch grown “tough guys” act like 3 year old girls and I laughed my ass off when the one guy looked like he was going to start crying because he might not get the truck.

Even funnier when you realize the boss asked me weeks ago if I wanted the new truck that we just got since I have the most experience and don’t drive a bucket. I have zero interest in it but might take it just to piss people off and force the “5 year expert that’s just as good as me” to actually do what I do.

 

[b00sted]

My favorite part is how she put random knick-knacks around it to try and sell the "it was an accent chair!" line.

 

[Mr_Roboto]

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My favorite part is how she put random knick-knacks around it to try and sell the "it was an accent chair!" line.

Reminds me of this oldie.

 

[boostedguy05]

This dude crying off his car with sandy Beach towel in target curbside pickup spot, as black clouds are rolling in.

 

[Mr_Roboto]

 

[m_dogg]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Just remember folks, Bambi didn't die his mom did.

 

[Mr_Roboto]

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

DEEZUZ

New pose for your September spread of the TCG calendar

 

[Blood on Blood]

 

[b00sted]

Teachers are always legends in their own minds.

 

[EmersonHart13]

Parents must pay $30,441 for getting rid of son's porn cache

A judge has ordered a western Michigan couple to pay $30,441 to their son for getting rid of his pornography collection.

apnews.com

GRAND HAVEN, Mich. (AP) — A judge has ordered a western Michigan couple to pay $30,441 to their son for getting rid of his pornography collection.

U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney’s decision this week came eight months after David Werking, 43, won a lawsuit against his parents.

He said they had no right to throw out his collection of films, magazines and other items. Werking had lived at their Grand Haven home for 10 months after a divorce before moving to Muncie, Indiana.

The judge followed the value set by an expert, MLive.com reported. Werking’s parents also must pay $14,500 to their son’s attorney.

After moving to Indiana, Werking learned that his possessions were missing.

“Frankly, David, I did you a big favor getting rid of all this stuff,” his dad said in an email.

 

[LikeABauce302]

 

[DEEZUZ]

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Jesus fucking christ ?

 

[FESTER665]

Jesus fucking christ ?

Speaking of Jesus….

 

[DEEZUZ]

?

 

[Mr_Roboto]

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Not going to say I haven't done it. Repeatedly....

I'm going to break that one out into a poll I think.....