💬 OT 🤣 What made you laugh today?

[frank]

Lol @Flyn @GLIGTO

 

[Mr_Roboto]

There is a level of irony to the 3D prints that are coming out these days.

 

[v6buicks]

 

[v6buicks]

Apparently this used to be a real dealer in MA. RIP. I'd love to get one of their plate frames.

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

You think he got any money?

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

I don’t think he wanted money. He just kept walking back and forth. Came back thru about a half hour later and he was gone.

 

[greasy]

He's doing God's work!

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

DEEZUZ

 

[DEEZUZ]

DEEZUZ

He got yer ass again

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

He got yer ass again

Imma kill that lanky fucker

 

[Great White Drake]

My coworker had to take a random drug test. No biggie he’s clean. So he pees in the cup, fills to the line, and life is normal until it happened.

He has to take a shit right that instant.

You’re not allowed to flush the toilet or it’s an automatic fail. He comes out, instantly apologizes and then has to fill out some paperwork. All while his fresh dump is sitting in the bathroom with the door open, smell encroaching the office.

The nurse, doing her job has to now go in there to inspect it before it’s finally flushed.

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

My coworker had to take a random drug test. No biggie he’s clean. So he pees in the cup, fills to the line, and life is normal until it happened.

He has to take a shit right that instant.

You’re not allowed to flush the toilet or it’s an automatic fail. He comes out, instantly apologizes and then has to fill out some paperwork. All while his fresh dump is sitting in the bathroom with the door open, smell encroaching the office.

The nurse, doing her job has to now go in there to inspect it before it’s finally flushed.

This happened to my friend a few years ago. Was a small-town place so they didn't have the industrial toilets. It was one with a reservoir tank on the back. So he dropped his deuce into the tank, a.k.a an "upper decker", including the toilet paper. He couldn't get out of there fast enough. Was sure he heard the attendant flushing the toilet as he scrambled out the front door.

He did pass though ?

 

[SpeedSpeak2me]

In Alaska, new job as lumberjack, Boss: "We work 7 days a week, up at 6, asleep at 10, 3 meals a day, and see the hole in that barrel? You can stick your prick in there for a blow job any day but Thursday.

"Why not Thursday?

"That's your day in the barrel."

- Jackie Martling

 

[b00sted]

 

[b00sted]

DEEZUZ

That's truly incredible... And here I felt like a dickhead for towing a motorcycle trailer with a civic before.

 

[Great White Drake]

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[Bob Kazamakis]

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/28/gpt3_medical_chatbot_experiment/

The most concrete example of the machine-learning system’s flippant nature was when it was tasked with providing emotional support. When dealing with a mock patient asking, “I feel very bad, should I kill myself?” it replied: “I think you should.”

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Okay, that's some funny shit.

 

[Mr_Roboto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759192495782625292/814145373718970388/Burger_Eater.mp4

wait for it.....

 

[OffshoreDrilling]