Corrupt a wish.....

[firemandan1700]

Granted, but you hit one of them with your car on the way out, and go to jail.

I wish my garage was clean so I could get the car in there.

Granted... but your car broke down on the way in

I wish I didnt have to work tonight

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

granted you have to work every night from here on out

i wish my pay check was for more $

 

[99PONTIACGP]

i wish my pay check was for more $

Granted but your mortgage payment goes up as well.

I wish it was summer all yearl ong.

 

[Riski]

Granted, but you live at the North Pole for that awesome job promotion

I wish I was off work today

 

[99PONTIACGP]

I wish I was off work today

Granted :gtfo2: your fired.

I wish for a PAF bikini carwash

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

granted, but its a drag queen bikini car wash

i wish the pdeo bear would stop raising his eye brows at me

 

[KAR]

Granted, :naughty:

I wish I got a raise at work.

 

[firemandan1700]

Granted, :naughty:

I wish I got a raise at work.

Granted, but now you got sued from some bitch at work for sexual harrassment and they garnish your wages

I wish I was president of the united states, so I can make all memebers of tcg part of the house/senate/persidential cabanet ect...

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

granted, but now prices on everything have gone up 20%

i wish eve never ate the fruit,

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

Granted, but now you got sued from some bitch at work for sexual harrassment and they garnish your wages

I wish I was president of the united states, so I can make all memebers of tcg part of the house/senate/persidential cabanet ect...

granted, but how many of us are into politics ?

i wish i could buy a cell phone without having to get an internet package

 

[firemandan1700]

granted, but how many of us are into politics ?

i wish i could buy a cell phone without having to get an internet package

(side note you can make all the rules n shit so why not take the position? lol)

granted but soon to findout that you didnt have the all around package to have the internet package and you have to pay for all the months you didnt pay for. (see if you were a politician you could get shit for free)

I wish i could be like tony stark

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

(side note you can make all the rules n shit so why not take the position? lol)

granted but soon to findout that you didnt have the all around package to have the internet package and you have to pay for all the months you didnt pay for. (see if you were a politician you could get shit for free)

I wish i could be like tony stark

granted but now you have villans coming after you.....( its not all glitz and glamour and pepper shaking her ass )

i wish i was like david banner

 

[firemandan1700]

granted but now you have villans coming after you.....( its not all glitz and glamour and pepper shaking her ass )

i wish i was like david banner

granted, but now you have been diagnosed with turrets syndrome

I wish I owned a tank

 

[Riski]

granted, but now you have been diagnosed with turrets syndrome

I wish I owned a tank

Granted, you now have a FISH TANK for a gold fish....

I wish there where a few naked hot perfect women walking around the store

 

[firemandan1700]

Granted, you now have a FISH TANK for a gold fish....

I wish there where a few naked hot perfect women walking around the store

Granted, but the boss just sent you home for the day due to the lack of performance

I wish I owned an aircraft carrier

 

[Riski]

that would be fine....then I can have fun with the naked women, perfect wish granter you are

 

[firemandan1700]

How so... if your not allowed in the store cause you got sent home... and the naked women are in there...

But hey your welcome

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

back on track dudes....

granted but itgets blown up by megatron

i wish i had a bumble bee camaro

 

[KAR]

Granted, he does like you and abandons you out in the middle of a dessert.

I wish I had superman's powers and no weakness

 

[JDHedman]

Granted, you will never get laid again

I wish I had something better to do with my time

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

granted, you have to milk cows

i wish i could punch a brick wall

 

[99PONTIACGP]

granted, you have to milk cows

i wish i could punch a brick wall

Granted, you have a broken hand

I wish I was in Hawaii

 

[JDHedman]

Granted, You get your dick bit off by a shark

I wish I had 13k+ posts

 

[99PONTIACGP]

Granted, You get your dick bit off by a shark

I wish I had 13k+ posts

Granted, you get banned for saying "CHAT BOX"

I wish I was back in Vegas

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

granted, you are now a hooker

i wish i could drive a dune buggy on the moon