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Old 07-27-2018, 05:08 PM   #1
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Yikes! Don't leave Fig Newtons in your Cobra in Alaska.



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When Cotter awoke the next morning, one of the other drivers soon called, telling him to get outside to the parking lot immediately. Lo and behold, there was the mangled remains of the top, along with some muddy paw prints and a few small dents in the rear fender.

The police later arrived, and upon inspecting the prints and finding some scruffy brown hairs, determined it was indeed a bearís handiwork. But before you jump to the conclusion that the grizzly was just more of a Porsche fan, it turned out that all the cuddly guy wanted was a small pack of Fig Newtons that were unknowingly left behind the seats. "Or maybe he wanted a closer look at Carroll's signature," says Cotter.

Through it all, he remained calm and mostly just bemused. ďThe carís top had survived 53 years unscathed, but couldnít make it 11 days in Alaska,Ē Cotter says. ďIíve got bigger problems, anyway. My clutch hydraulics went out, so Iíve convinced a guy to let me borrow his airplane hangar for a bit to fix things. Iíve got work to do.Ē


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I hope he didn't have the bear minimum insurance policy.
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I hope he didn't have the bear minimum insurance policy.
Just the bear necessities.
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Yikes, glad it was not worse
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That's a trip, he should check his BEARings whilst he's working on it.
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Old 07-28-2018, 11:49 AM   #7
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I bet that other driver was upset that he had to be the BEARer of bad news?
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The anguish the owner must have felt must have been unbearable.
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Other than the cheap top, the car looks BEARly damaged.
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Old 07-28-2018, 05:52 PM   #10
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These puns are what's unbearable.
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Carol Shelby signed that car with his BEAR hand.
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OK.

Word is the driver is a large, homosexual nudist. He's not going to ever put the top up again. He likes the sun and wind so he'll drive nude and be a bare bear.

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My INCORRECT spelling of a legendary petrol head was emBEARrassing.
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You set that up just to say that didn't you.....
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Some would say I BEARely got away with that one.
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