So I'm sitting here at Central Dupage Hospital

[Mr_Roboto]

You get sleep till they come home as the guy. After that fucked.

 

[TommyGloves]

Congrats!

 

[boostedguy05]

Sleep, with newborns... LOL!

Oh and DAS, just wait for that fresh, ever so aromatic, morning "load".

the newborn ones were never bad. give it a year. Then is holy cow, what did i feed you! and its 1 dime sized ball, but clears the damn room.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

I thought they all stunk pretty bad...

I tried to make a deal with the Wife that I would gladly help with the input side, if she handled all the output... That didn't go over too well.

And at least they don't have a boy. You know, when that first wave of cold are goes over the little firehose after you pull back the diaper front and, well, the firehose goes off... You learn quickly on that one... But they don't have to worry there...

 

[boostedguy05]

HAPPENS WITH GIRLS AS WELL.

open, wait 1 sec, close for 3-4 sec, give a small peak to see if they are going.
[MENTION=126]Dasfinc[/MENTION] [MENTION=4700]Miss Esa[/MENTION]

 

[LoveSpank]

CONHRATS U 2!!!!! Nothing better, enjoy every moment. They grow sooooo fast.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

HAPPENS WITH GIRLS AS WELL.

open, wait 1 sec, close for 3-4 sec, give a small peak to see if they are going.

[MENTION=126]Dasfinc[/MENTION] [MENTION=4700]Miss Esa[/MENTION]

Mine never did. She just did her business and got it over with...

Then complained until diaper was changed! So THIS is where they learn that trait...

 

[boostedguy05]

mine dont anymore, but it did happen. expecially when they are a few months old.

wife put baby in bassinet. took diaper off, turn around get clean diaper, turn back around, baby peeing freely and over the edge of bassinet onto floor.

 

[importcrew]

My daughter has only done that once. After that, never again. Although she did give us the respect of going once we just changed her though. Lol.

Congrats to the both of yous!

 

[Dasfinc]

Thank you all for the well wishes!

Mamma [MENTION=4700]Miss Esa[/MENTION] is back home, Baby Harper will be home in another week or two.

And yes; I've already changed diapers TWICE at the NICU.... It doesn't really bother me; just not my idea of a good time.

Theresa already knows that she will be the primary 'load mover', especially given that I quit her job for her today... (Separate long story, but she was debating about going back to work after her maternity leave. Turns out her work screwed her out of maternity leave, so I told her boss on the phone "We are done here, Consider this her resignation" and hung up on her).

 

[zenriddles]

And yes; I've already changed diapers TWICE at the NICU.... It doesn't really bother me; just not my idea of a good time.

Oh. Wait until the baby is on solid foods. That is the time to be somewhere else like fixing the cars.

 

[Dasfinc]

Oh. Wait until the baby is on solid foods. That is the time to be somewhere else like fixing the cars.

I've been warned that 'blow out' will have a whole new meaning.

 

[boostedguy05]

that is still while on soft foods. soft foods = soft poop. diapers dont hold much. ive got pictures to prove it. and couldnt tell you how many times it was up the back, or the last time they got a cold, pick them up, put hand undet butt to suport, poop shoots up EVERYWHERE!

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Oh, the memories...