So if you try and race a slower car, you have a small penis? You guys gotta read this

[The Pun]

Those guys are thinking about our Penis's.......

:clap: :lmao: :laughing2 :clap: :lmao: :laughing2 :clap: :lmao: :laughing2

Bunch of ****!!!!!!

 

[Since 1964]

Hmmm....I was wondering what that smirk was, next time I'll whip that bad boy out.

Oh and FWIW...not one has even tried to race me, and twice I just laughed.

 

[nytebyte]

Are you sure you don't drive a Corvette? LOL I know what you mean!

:joke:

-Mike

Getting a Vette has crossed my mind!! But, I'm not quite there yet. The penis hasn't shrunk down enough for me to qualify!

I love my Cobra and now with the news of SVT still being alive, it will be even more unlikely that I'd get a Vette.

But lately I was thinking about what I'd get if there were no such thing as Cobra's. Either a Vette, Sti, or 911.

 

[zenriddles]

so by their logic, I guess truckers must have to wrap their penises around their waists a few times because they're slow huh?

Gen 1 Lightning guys are usually most comfortable when We just throw it over Our Shoulder.

It's Not Smaller IF you race a slower car - think of playing with your little brother - it's just a fun thing, You weren't Competing.
It IS Smaller if you HAVE to race the weaker car to Stick your Chest out.
"Look at Me! I can Beat Up a Girl"! :lmao:

 

[drenath]

350z/g35's are slow, if my stock gt can beat one, a 99 cobra would whack it. so would a mach 1

They actually scoot quite well from a roll. While we no doubt have a huge advantage from a dig, they make great HP/Weight ratio once those cars are movin'. Back when my car was stock I *barely* pulled on 350z's from a roll. If they got a good jump and shifted well they could probably whack me.

 

[ChromeCobra]

14.4 you homo typo on my behalf. But nice catch you ****** :laughing2

And 1 car doesn't equal a second of your ET you idiot! :argue:

WHY DON'T YOU GO HANG OUT WITH CURTIS!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

one car? Doug use to beat you by a half a car, and I would always beat him by 2 car lenghts

 

[Snowman]

Nissan 350Z? They look cool but those things are about a upper 13 second car. Maybe 14 flat. There not super fast. Racing from a roll is not real racing. Anybody can just push a gas pedal down. With a dig you got to know how to launch it. Be a man and go from a dig. I never had a problem with a 350Z or an S2000 or an Audi TT and heaven knows we got enough of them out here. They are fun to race though. If you get a chance drive one, theyre cool.

 

[cobravenom39]

That guy really is a pussy. That's like a Lambo Murcielago pulling up to me to egg me on and me backing down. Would I??? Fuck No!!!!!!!!!