Pet Peeves 3.0

[sickmint79]

people at the airport who can't make a decision driving in.

people at the airport who get off an escalator and stand there trying to figure out where to go while ignoring that there are humans approaching them from behind that can't even stop.

people at the airport who get off the plane to get valet bags and also just stop after they get off the plane ignoring everyone else behind them.

people who board in group 42 but hover around the gate while everything in front of 42 is boarding.

people who get on the plane and put their carry-ons in the overhead bin, along with their personal item instead of the seat under them.

 

[willizm]

people at the airport who can't make a decision driving in.

people at the airport who get off an escalator and stand there trying to figure out where to go while ignoring that there are humans approaching them from behind that can't even stop.

people at the airport who get off the plane to get valet bags and also just stop after they get off the plane ignoring everyone else behind them.

people who board in group 42 but hover around the gate while everything in front of 42 is boarding.

people who get on the plane and put their carry-ons in the overhead bin, along with their personal item instead of the seat under them.

Fackin' this!

 

[radioguy6]

^

people who stand up at the precise nanosecond the plane arrives at the gate. Calm the fuck down you aren't going anywhere for at least 5 more minutes

 

[Yaj Yak]

^

people who stand up at the precise nanosecond the plane arrives at the gate. Calm the fuck down you aren't going anywhere for at least 5 more minutes

i make a point to step on those people.

 

[Charlie_Boy7]

People that work at auto parts stores that seem to only know that vehicles are the things carrying people around and sometimes they need stuff..

 

[nick122590]

when my gf makes a noise/ gives me a look/ or says something and i answer with "what?" and her response is "nothing"..... TELL MEEEEEE

 

[RICH17]

Lots of good ones in here.

 

[SMRTSS1]

when my gf makes a noise/ gives me a look/ or says something and i answer with "what?" and her response is "nothing"..... TELL MEEEEEE

Holy mother of God that shit drives me fucking insane. My wife doesn't do it often anymore but we had a few big arguements because of that.
Me "What's wrong?"
Her "Nothing"
Me. "Ok. Just looks like something is bothering you." (I carry on with whatever I was doing)

Ten minutes later "WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING TO ME?!?! CAN'T YOU TELL I'M STRESSED OUT?!?!"

 

[Chester Copperpot]

When she can't decide what to eat and says "Whatever you want is fine" then when I tell her what it is, she says "no, I don't want that". Well fuck you, because I do and you said we'd get what I want.

 

[Charlie_Boy7]

Drive thru employees that speak and understand what could be considered as the bare minimum of American english. Wtf

 

[IZZy]

Omg I didnt think all women were that bad at leaving lights on, it must be in their DNA

 

[Euro]

When you put your dirty plate/cup/utensil that still has food/drink on it in a sink that has NO DISPOSAL. Dump the liquid down the drain, dump the leftover food in the garbage

 

[snakebyte]

When my girl does the laundry and folds the socks in a bunch, after a month the elastic is shit.

When there is a person in a group who always has to out do your story with a better one no matter what your talking about.

People in public at fast food places ordering food while on the phone and going back and forth between the phone call and the person taking the order.

 

[ktraver97ss]

Oh, when any woman tells a story. They add so many unnecessary details. Wife takes like 10 minutes to get a point across that should have been 2 sentences. Get to the point bitch, I dont care what you had for breakfast that day.

 

[Yaj Yak]

Oh, when any woman tells a story. They add so many unnecessary details. Wife takes like 10 minutes to get a point across that should have been 2 sentences. Get to the point bitch, I dont care what you had for breakfast that day.

that's just women speaking.

 

[ktraver97ss]

Hey, thanks for clearing that up. Figured from my first sentence you would see I know that, mr gto...errrr...KJ

 

[Yaj Yak]

Hey, thanks for clearing that up. Figured from my first sentence you would see I know that, mr gto...errrr...KJ

no.

you bag of dicks

Oh, when any woman tells a story.

im not talking about when a woman tells a story.

but when they speak at all.

 

[ktraver97ss]

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Do you want me to suck on the bag or pull them out and suck them individually and spit them out like sun flower seeds?

 

[Flyn]

1. People who walk through the front door of Sam's Club and then immediately stop in the middle of the aisle to get their bearings, wipe down their cart handle, find their children or grab the free item from the machine that Sams stupidly puts directly inside the door.

2. People who stop to talk in the middle of aisles.

3. People who leave shopping carts in the middle of aisles.

Treat the middle of the aisle like the middle of a highway. You want to stop? Exit somewhere first.

 

[SinisterSHO]

Again, people.

 

[stock-t-bird]

these fuckin' election commercials.

 

[SMRTSS1]

Omg I didnt think all women were that bad at leaving lights on, it must be in their DNA

Do what I did. Hand them the ComEd bill and say "You want to pay this or start turning lights off?" POOF welcome to the cave!

 

[radioguy6]

People that think their dim as shit daytime running lights are headlights.

 

[Euro]

Here are a couple of new ones...

-people who have a headlight out, and turn on their brights as a near permanent solution. There's some fucking older Prius that I see every goddamn night on the way home. Hey, you tree hugging twat...spend the $15 and get it replaced. Otherwise, enjoy my brights in your face every night


-Wet fucking bathroom door knobs. Went to close the door to the bathroom at work, the inside knob was wet. Really? Either you're too much of a deet deet dee to fully dry your hands, or you have bigger bathroom problems that I don't want to think about.