For the FCUK of it...

[CMNTMXR57]

You buy a mini-van to do mini-van jobs. Not to plug into a fucking wall outlet and give up the core motherfucking feature that makes the motherfucking Chrysler mini-van a mini-van, to put a gawddamn battery in their for your pussy vibrators.

Bunch of #gawdamnmotherfuckingdooshsniffingpantywaistcocksuckers

 

[cap42]

Am I the only one that hates those stow and go seats? My dad had 2 minivans a older van think it's a 04 Chrysler grand caravan with the old style removable seats and a 14 with the stow and go.

The 14 is the biggest POS and those stow and go seats are very uncomfortable. We took a family road trip to texas last year and we had to stop every 2-3 hours because of those seats.

Granted they are cool to pack in the floorboards and it's amazing how much shit you can cram into the back of those minivans but fuck they suck to sit on!

 

[EmersonHart13]

There have been a few firmware updates and i know they are hard to get because they keep holding them back from sale for updates.

 

[pulseczar]

Sienna SE
Odyssey Touring

I've never found myself wishing my Odyssey had stow n go and don't trust Chrysler at all.

We have a 2008 Odyssey EX-L with well over 250k miles bought CPO in 2009. Only work it has ever needed was a steering rack. Nothing else. Literally just oil changes, tires, brakes.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Am I the only one that hates those stow and go seats? My dad had 2 minivans a older van think it's a 04 Chrysler grand caravan with the old style removable seats and a 14 with the stow and go.

The 14 is the biggest POS and those stow and go seats are very uncomfortable. We took a family road trip to texas last year and we had to stop every 2-3 hours because of those seats.

Granted they are cool to pack in the floorboards and it's amazing how much shit you can cram into the back of those minivans but fuck they suck to sit on!

Your the only one. You don't sit back there, kids do.

 

[Yaj Yak]

Am I the only one that hates those stow and go seats? My dad had 2 minivans a older van think it's a 04 Chrysler grand caravan with the old style removable seats and a 14 with the stow and go.

The 14 is the biggest POS and those stow and go seats are very uncomfortable. We took a family road trip to texas last year and we had to stop every 2-3 hours because of those seats.

Granted they are cool to pack in the floorboards and it's amazing how much shit you can cram into the back of those minivans but fuck they suck to sit on!

oh fuck
[MENTION=7801]cmntmxr57[/MENTION] is gonna come at you like a goddamn spider monkey

HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT HIS BELOVED STOW AND GO

 

[EmersonHart13]

LMAO

This thread delivers

 

[Yaj Yak]

so this is how this works if you're [MENTION=7801]cmntmxr57[/MENTION]

minivans are meant for hauling tractors, not children or even adults.

they should get 6 mpg per gallon because fuel efficiency shouldn't matter to anyone

hybrids shouldn't exist ever because he says so

 

[CMNTMXR57]

John, you stupid ass, this was your initial post;

You need to buy a minivan today.... No other option because you just found out your wife is have quadruplets and she insists that have dual sliding doors in her life is the only way you will still get laid. #happywifehappylife

I didn't see anything in that mentioned about a fucking hybrid. All the sudden hybrid versions are brought up and all the sudden everyone wants a fucking hybrid version.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

so this is how this works if you're [MENTION=7801]cmntmxr57[/MENTION]

minivans are meant for hauling tractors, not children or even adults.

they should get 6 mpg per gallon because fuel efficiency shouldn't matter to anyone

hybrids shouldn't exist ever because he says so

1) My kids are in mine every gawddamn day

2) that feature allows me to take them to school, then come home and stuff a tractor in.

3) I don't get 6 mpg. I probably get as good fuel economy as your deezul does.

 

[Yaj Yak]

only terrorists like hybrids

 

[Yaj Yak]

i wish i had a deezul.

 

[EmersonHart13]

404 diesels not found

 

[Chet Donnelly]

Tesla Model X

/Thread

 

[Yaj Yak]

HA NO I DON'T

 

[EmersonHart13]

Tesla Model X

/Thread

Literally FU, I hate those damn doors.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

I thought you had a deezul one.

 

[Yaj Yak]

 

[EmersonHart13]

Poverty gasser...

KJ would you drive a hybrid 3500 truck? #becasuseterrorist

 

[BeerOrGasoline]

Can you at least plan ahead & remove 2nd row like old-school vans in the hybrid? I'd be okay with that & the 3rd row being StowNGo

 

[EmersonHart13]

Can you at least plan ahead & remove 2nd row like old-school vans in the hybrid? I'd be okay with that & the 3rd row being StowNGo

Yes, which is what he does

 

[Yaj Yak]

Poverty gasser...

KJ would you drive a hybrid 3500 truck? #becasuseterrorist

hell yeah.

#igotthebeardalready

 

[EmersonHart13]

I miss the awesomeness of the #failfinity hybrid on some days.

 

[boostedguy05]

2014 Grand Caravan here. just shy of 70k. no real complaints here yet.

think i'v used the stow and go twice, and i hate that i have to move teh front seats almost all the way up to store the middle row. but i do have 4 car seats in it at all times just in case we need to have a nephew with us. i wish it was a little wider though. the 02 oddy was a good bit wider. just the trans didnt hold up after 140k

 

[EmersonHart13]

Another stow and go detractor!

THE HUMANITY!!!