💬 OT 🤣 What made you laugh today?

[Yaj Yak]

no fucking way

 

[m_dogg]

Dumb and dumber v. real life

 

[DEEZUZ]

no fucking way

I just spit all over my phone

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Any of you play Shadow Warrior?

• "Sorry, you no win this time, try again."
• "Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
• "No man is island, except Lo Wang."
• "You should kill all business associates."
• "You should not scratch yourself there."
• "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
• "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
• "Don't you know you the scum of society?!"
• "Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
• "You never going to score."
• "You try harder get along. Be a nice man."
• "26-31-43-82-16-29"
• "Your chi attracts many chicks."
• "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
• "It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis"
• "There is much death in future."
• "(c)1997, 3DRealms fortune cookie company."
• "Courtesy is contagious. So is Gonorrhea"
• "Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
• "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you."
• "No one ever died from a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they looked on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people."
• "ERROR 404 - FORTUNE NOT FOUND"

 

[DEEZUZ]

No

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Wrong thread

 

[Yaj Yak]

 

[Yaj Yak]

Rainbow Six Siege player accidentally tells police he 'killed two people', chaos ensues

The player reportedly butt-dialled the cops during a match.

www.gamingbible.co.uk

 

[b00sted]

Rainbow Six Siege player accidentally tells police he 'killed two people', chaos ensues

The player reportedly butt-dialled the cops during a match.

www.gamingbible.co.uk

I can at least appreciate that they showed up pretty normally and figured it out quickly. Instead of breaking out all the Meal Team 6 gear and going nuts.

 

[Yaj Yak]

 

[Chet Donnelly]

LOL.....car theive clown car?!?!

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Future takeover cars.

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

This morning the five assholes were inside the garage. Persistent buggers.
this is what my garage door looked like yesterday.

 

[Mook]

 

[m_dogg]

 

[b00sted]

Looking at houses in Indiana and one of them converted a downstairs bedroom into a pig pen... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[DEEZUZ]

Looking at houses in Indiana and one of them converted a downstairs bedroom into a pig pen... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[DEEZUZ]

At first I thought it was like a furry fetish thing. But nah... Those are for real actual pigs.... Hmm.

Please God tell me that porter or jasper County

 

[b00sted]

At first I thought it was like a furry fetish thing. But nah... Those are for real actual pigs.... Hmm.

Please God tell me that porter or jasper County

Lake, believe it or not. In Lowell

 

[DEEZUZ]

Lake, believe it or not. In Lowell

 

[Blood on Blood]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

 

[Mr_Roboto]

 

[frank]

Lol

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