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[Lead Pipe]

He has averaged 88 games a year in his 5yrs. Thats not happening and I'll happily bet a bottle on him not hitting 40 bombs.
I'll place the same bet that Vaughn doesnt hit .280 with 100+ RBI's
Shot at the Central lol, by July 1st you will be screaming for a new owner and or manager. You will also be telling us how your players are made of glass

$500 or better on all the bets?

 

[Mook]

 

[Shawn1112]

$500 or better on all the bets?

$500 total that all 3 have to hit, I'm with it

 

[Shawn1112]

Going to be a fun weekend!

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Is Krissy Bryant playing or is she hurt?

 

[Lead Pipe]

$500 total that all 3 have to hit, I'm with it.

Handicapping to an all 3 parlay??? Better give me 100:1 odds.

 

[Shawn1112]

Handicapping to an all 3 parlay??? Better give me 100:1 odds.

If you want $500 on he hits 40 bombs or better and $500 total for .280 average and 100+RBI's, I'll take it all.
$1000 total, one is a single bet and one is a parlay straight up. I'm game

 

[Lead Pipe]

All 3, $500 or better.

 

[Shawn1112]

Okay so these are bets, $1500 total wagered. If either gets traded then the bet on that player is voided.
Bets are live with any and all injuries

$500 Eloy has to hit 40hr or more, 39 and under and you lose
$500 Vaughn has to hit .280 or better, .279 and under you lose
$500 Vaughn has to have 101 RBI's or better, 100 or under and you lose

I'm all in for the $1500

 

[Huggerorange73]

All 3, $500 or better.

Who is this????

 

[Huggerorange73]

Shawn1112 looks like Lead Pipe and I are switching sides this year

 

[Lead Pipe]

I figured he would jump all over those bets, I'm shocked he fought so hard to bundle them. This is the point where I post the web address for an online betting site.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

What happened. Why are all the former MFBA people fighting? I am saddened.

Oh, and that Sox fan frowning on the bus, is because he has to share it with a cubs fan.

 

[VenomousDSG]

Was just about to put a bet on the Tigers moneyline, who are a shit team themselves, even they are highly favored against the Sox at their opening day game....

Need to figure out if i want the Under or the Over parley to make it worth my while. Leaning Over.

 

[VenomousDSG]

Is Krissy Bryant playing or is she hurt?

When is he not injured?

I'm starting to think the Cubs did the right thing letting go of all these WS players and starting over from scratch. They've all sucked. The best one is Schwarber who has been hitting 40+ HRs a season, and even he sucks hitting below .200 last season.

 

[VenomousDSG]

Cubs be playing the world series winners on opening day with their best pitcher on the mound, and it's almost an even odds game... Really wanted to put a wager on the Cubs, but not with that kind of shit return. Should at least be +150.

 

[Shawn1112]

I figured he would jump all over those bets, I'm shocked he fought so hard to bundle them. This is the point where I post the web address for an online betting site.

So are we on for the $1500?

 

[Lead Pipe]

So are we on for the $1500?

What are my odds?

 

[Shawn1112]

What are my odds?

Odds of winning 0% and I suspect you knew that. You threw out a $1500 wager thinking I would back down. Then you could try and rub it in my face. Like I told you last week or the week before. Scared money makes no money, and I’m never skeeeered.

 

[Lead Pipe]

Odds of winning 0% and I suspect you knew that. You threw out a $1500 wager thinking I would back down. Then you could try and rub it in my face. Like I told you last week or the week before. Scared money makes no money, and I’m never skeeeered.

You should offer odds on a bet like that. Seems like you don’t want to make no money playboy.

On a serious note 1-0 loss. It’s going to be a long year…

 

[Shawn1112]

Who scored the lone run?

 

[Lead Pipe]

By your question I’m guess the human piece of shit. I didn’t watch or listen to a single second. Checked the score twice on google.

 

[Shawn1112]

 

[VenomousDSG]

Well it sure as hell wasn't a White Sox player...

Great opening day performance BTW

 

[Dan00Hawk]

Playing defending WS Champs in Texas is a tough opening series, but should give them a good early look at playing up to the level of a top team. Steele looking good early through the 4th.

 

[Dan00Hawk]

Babe left early to go eat a hot dog, chug a beer and probably get a BJ.