Gaming Fall Guys

[Mook]

I'm back baby! 14.

 

[Shadow99]

Yep what he said about spectating if ya lose. I usually run 4 guys in a group. If one or more drops out a round we just watch and talk shit until they fail or win. If you happen to quit out of a series before your group finishes, you still get the points and stay in the group. But just have to wait for everyone to be finished while youre in lobby.

 

[Mook]

And that makes mother fucking 15!!

 

[Mook]

And dont worry, I've taken pics of every victory in case anyone wants to challenge my word

 

[Mook]

I refuse to play the egg game anymore. I quit if it pops up, regardless of how far in I am. It's fucking garbage and I won't subject myself to its bullshit.

 

[Mook]

FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKING CHEAP ASS FUCKING EGG GAME

 

[Shadow99]

I just sit in my teams spawn goal thing area holding a yellow one the entire time

 

[Mook]

I shit you not, before I rage quit for the night, I was on blue team. We were up 30 fucking eggs. 30! And then within I'd say 10 seconds? We were at 0....and only managed to get back 5? DQ. So fucking stupid. There isnt any strategy and half the time you're just mistakenly grabbing your teammate and send his egg flying across the arena. I hate it.

 

[IceCreamAssassin]

I tried this last night

 

[Mook]

I'm hitting 20 wins this week, even at the risk of my sanity.

 

[FESTER665]

I still havent even won once.

I think im too old and my reflexes are shot.

 

[Mook]

16

 

[Mook]

Once I'm done with work, I'm playing until I hit 20 tonight. FUCK IT.

I want that trophy. Only .8% have it.

 

[Mook]

Was only a matter of time until folks started exploiting some of these bullshit team games. Its INSANELY easy to score basically non stop goals in soccer. Just have one dude stand where the ball drops and head butt before it touches the ground. Will rocket off into the net. Blue team just scored 6 goals in a row doing this. I tried to block them from doing it for over a minute while the rest of my team just ran around being fucking useless. I rage quit.

Have I mentioned how trash the team games are?

Edit: It is INCREDIBLE how terrible some of these guys are in soccer. Like just mother fucking terrible. I'm losing my god damn mind tonight.

Edit: If you guys wanna win in soccer, DONT FUCKING ALL JUMP AT THE BALL AT THE SAME MOTHER FUCKING TIME. Why are these people so fucking dumb? Its it a PS4 thing? Does no one attempt teamwork? I'm blown away by how dumb the players in this game can be. I can be just as dumb but for fucks sake, the concept of soccer isnt hard. There is ZERO reason 4 dudes should constantly be clustered together jumping at the ball.

 

[Mook]

Pro tip if you wanna piss people off on Slime Climb...at the start, get into the back and just start yanking fools backwards. The'll get stampeded over and often kicked off the edge at the first corner. I enjoy it very much.

 

[Shadow99]

Soccer one I usually sit as goalie. If im still with my 3 other buddies well divide and conquer the arena. We were 12 - 0 one time. But the jump ball thing for sure is a thing and easily gets the ball towards their goal. Something people usually forget about is just holding and pinning the other team players. Whether its in goal or at the drop spot, and really fuck em.

 

[Mook]

The ball hitting physics are just so inconsistent. Sometimes they connect great and other times the balls just kind of glitches and does nothing.

I just want my 20 God damn wins.

 

[Mook]

Just hit lvl40.

 

[IceCreamAssassin]

This game is a piece of shit

 

[Mook]

17. Finally won a royal fumble. I'm done for the night.

 

[Mook]

18!!

 

[Mook]

19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out this shit. The dude must have been RAGING

 

[FESTER665]

19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out this shit. The dude must have been RAGING

He threw his controller across the room, guaranteed.

 

[Shadow99]

Yea thats a hole in the wall

 

[Mook]

I mother fucking did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!