💬 OT Officially new Official Bored Thread

[Chester Copperpot]

Work: hey, we have a site asking about camera system, tell them we can do an in-house build but we don’t really want to mess with cameras or have to maintain them, so have them find a vendor.

Also work: hey a guy is having issues with a self-contained camera system managed by a vendor, help him with the issue they’re having.

The mind bottles.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

what vms?

 

[GLADIATOR]

 

[IZZy]

You are not supposed to get high on your own supply

 

[boostedguy05]

To be truly effective, a good energy drink salesman must know and love energydrinks. A good energy drink salesman should have energy drinks in his blood. Now Drink it!

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

I'm assuming most/all of the profit on that drink goes to the company that holds the rights to pac man?

yup looks like it

G FUEL and Bandai Namco Entertainment America Inc. Pick Up Bonus Points and Introduce PAC-MAN Energy Drink

G FUEL POWER PELLET Will be Available as a Collector’s Box and Tub at GFUEL.com

gfuel.com

 

[Blood on Blood]

 

[GLADIATOR]

I hate cherry and it’s good.

 

[GLADIATOR]

Butt you will lick some chicks chocolate starfish?

 

[Blood on Blood]

Butt you will lick some chicks chocolate starfish?

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

ass is all natural

 

[GLADIATOR]

That’s my sales pitch…

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

 

[Jon01]

C10 battery fucked my socks off, wouldn't quite come up enough to fire it up or get the compressors to cycle to air things back up.
I said fuck it, pulled the charger off of it and left the trickle on it. I'll go back down tomorrow morning and fuck with it.

Gonna watch some The Hunters on TV then head to the store, wifey is not keeping up her duties.
I may go to the Mexican store too, see how time goes. I want to get some shit done around here today.

 

[IZZy]

Butt you will lick some chicks chocolate starfish?

This seems like an easy choice

 

[GLADIATOR]

It’s called persuasive selling. Normal reaction to anyone selling you something is “NO”. So you ask questions and get them to say “yes” and then hit ‘em with the sales question.

 

[IZZy]

It’s called persuasive selling. Normal reaction to anyone selling you something is “NO”. So you ask questions and get them to say “yes” and then hit ‘em with the sales question.

The Beast take notes

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

The Beast take notes

The Beast would have them buying with ADM.

 

[The Beast]

GLADIATOR is a closer

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

GLADIATOR is a closer

closes his lips on their peen.

 

[The Beast]

It’s called persuasive selling. Normal reaction to anyone selling you something is “NO”. So you ask questions and get them to say “yes” and then hit ‘em with the sales question.

This is how they closed Juan on the jetta 0.0x84 mos which equals -5k equity

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

Juanito is the only dude to have the same amount of neg equity after 5 years of ownership as he did the day he bought it

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

Juanito is the only dude to have the same amount of neg equity after 5 years of ownership as he did the day he bought it

He designed it that way.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

allow me if you will to explain with graphs

Green is the vehicle value
Red is the amount owed

Normal vehicle purchased by a responsible person:

A jetta purchased by juanito

 

[Jimy Bilmo]

allow me if you will to explain with graphs

Green is the vehicle value
Red is the amount owed

Normal vehicle purchased by a responsible person:

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A jetta purchased by juanito

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now do mortgage with compounding interest