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    FWP - Fucking White People Thread

    Are they planting an idiot tree? FWIW my wife’s placenta got sent out for examination because the base of the umbilical cord was massive and the doctor wanted to study it. My nutrition minded wife brought her A game and all the other leagues when it came to taking care of herself and my son...
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    Food / Drink What kind of cheese do you put in your grilled cheese sammiches

    As the father of a 6 year old connoisseur of all things grilled and fried (more like baked but he doesn’t know the difference) the only answer is American Cheese. Usually Organic Valley or whatever my wife gets from Whole Foods. I’ve made him a three cheese grilled cheese with some good...
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    💬 OT Fishing 2024 thread

    I’m considering it but I’m not sure it’s worth renting a boat with a 6 year old with the attention span of a gnat. I honestly think he’d be fine tossing a bobber and worm into Poplar Creek right up the road from me. Most likely it’ll be a bunch of trips up to hang with my dad in Grayslake and...
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    💬 OT Fishing 2024 thread

    Anyone know of some good family friendly fishing holes near Elgin or 1/2 hour away? I’m going to try to take my son fishing at least once or twice a month this summer so we can get out of the house.
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    📊 Poll Question for the TCG parents - would you be cool with your daughter having an OnlyFans account (or similar)?

    I’m not even too sure I’d be ok with my son dating a girl that is an OF creator. If they 100% keep their clothes on then it’s ok, nude hell no! If they’re sharing it with everyone they’ll share everything with everyone else eventually and this is coming from a man that’s dated several...
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    💬 OT Solar Eclipse April 8, 2024

    Uh oh……unknown side effect.
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    💬 OT Chicago River open water swim returns after nearly a century

    Early/mid 80’s they used to find dead bodies floating in the river between Lawrence and Addison that were being dumped near Lawrence by the good old Italian mobsters. My mother told me if I so much as dipped a toe into the river I wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month and I’m pretty sure...
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    💬 OT How do you do coffee?

    Peet’s coffee Major Dickasons (yes that’s a real name) K-cups through a Keurig with cream and sugar. I CAN’T STAND STARBUCKS!!! Fucking disgusting burnt coffee beans just to jack up prices bullshit, gas station coffee tastes better anyway. My former barista ultra coffee snob wife drinks the...
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    🚘 Automotive GM Guys, Need LED Headlights

    Any LED bulb needs to be clocked right and the diode height has to be in the same orientation as the bulb the housing was designed for or usable light output will be trash. Some LED bulbs are adjustable to solve that problem but those are either really expensive or absolute garbage and work...
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    Food / Drink How the fuck did Applebee's get voted America's Favorite Boneless Wings

    They won the same way Gene and Jude’s wins best hot dog, they only allow 3 employees and the owners mother to vote.
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    💬 OT Feds raid Diddy's LA mansion in connection with sex trafficking probe

    Anyone else wondering why they have SWAT teams in full kit with an armored vehicle to serve a warrant on a celebrity? That’s not suspicious? Just me?
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    💬 OT Feds raid Diddy's LA mansion in connection with sex trafficking probe

    He will henceforth be PP Diddler in my brain.
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    LinkedIn, the site filled with fake inspirational stories, is adding games

    Linkedin and all the others are a fucking catastrophe right now and of course it’s when I have to use them to start a new career after 24 years. I get so much more junk mail and spam phone calls than I’ve ever had and the only thing that changed is Linkedin and indeed.
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    Votes Needed Rockford Student Of The Week.

    I haven’t seen a turnaround like that since 2020. Maybe they took a break in counting votes at 1am?
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    When in AZ

    Where’s the spaghetti?
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    Votes Needed Rockford Student Of The Week.

    Done and an update.
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    So I've started browsing Reddit regularly...my thoughts

    The left of left wing and socialist craziness on Reddit is ridiculous and it invades everything interesting outside of naked women and 2A stuff (mostly). God forbid you post a fact about a right winger or independent and you get castigated and actual death threats. Ask or comment about a...
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    Sports Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson - July 20th - Live on Netflix

    I know it’s not going to be the 80’s/90’s machine that Tyson was and he’s not that guy anymore but he should revisit his old training style and do a few lines of coke before the fight and walk out to the ring with some Bolivian marching powder crusted on his nose. Paul would literally shit his...
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    Sports Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson - July 20th - Live on Netflix

    It’s 100% a money grab and this kind of mockery pisses me off to no end. Tyson still trains and has never stopped training and he’s flat out lethal. He still has his footwork, cardio and timing down and even if it diminished he was at one time the absolute best at combining all of those things...