Corrupt a wish.....

[shaveradam]

Granted, but is is cold and the wrong order, witht he cheese smashed to the top of the box...

I wish I didnt have to work this weekend

Granted, you lost your job AND they deny unemployment AND cannot find a job for 1 year.

I wish my GF wasn't such a bitch.

 

[shaveradam]

Granted, you lost your job AND they deny unemployment AND cannot find a job for 1 year.

I wish my GF wasn't such a bitch.

Will be interesting to see the replies to this one

 

[SirMarco]

Granted, you lost your job AND they deny unemployment AND cannot find a job for 1 year.

I wish my GF wasn't such a bitch.

Granted, your BF is a bitch!!!
I wish I didn't eat that pizza

 

[99PONTIACGP]

I wish I didn't eat that pizza

Granted, you had penis instead.

I wish this wasnt so much fun.

 

[SirMarco]

Granted, it's not. For every post you put in this thread, which you can't stop for some reason, Riski comes and kicks you in the sack!!!!!!

I wish I could watch that happen.

 

[JDHedman]

Granted You can watch but his balls are in your mouth

I wish I had my car parts already

 

[Riski]

Granted but you get beat by me w/ 10 cars and the hit, and your shit blows up at the end....

I wish I was at home putting the new clutch in right now

 

[JDHedman]

Granted, But you fuck up the install and lose to my pile only out 8

I wish I was off work

 

[SirMarco]

Granted You can watch but his balls are in your mouth

I wish I had my car parts already

Granted, but you get it running again and it blows up 2 miles later..
I wish it blew up racing me

 

[JDHedman]

Granted. It did Your car is just invisible and noone else will ever know how far ahead you were

I wish I had time to ride a bicycle

 

[JDHedman]

footage of me braking my car.. noise started immediately after this

 

[Riski]

your gonna need more than 10

 

[JDHedman]

Umm yea I knew that lol

 

[JDHedman]

but i am not gonna call you out and ask for 20 thats a pussy move

 

[Riski]

but 10 and the hit is not

 

[JDHedman]

to a bike that has 9's in it with my 13's pos no.. I dont think to.. I m just looking to have some fun and get down

 

[JDHedman]

I wish I could run a 9's bike heads up and win

 

[SirMarco]

granted, but the cops are waiting for you cuz you were street racing.
I wish I was at that race to watch.

 

[Riski]

granted, but the cops are waiting for you cuz you were street racing.
I wish I was at that race to watch.

Granted, but your girlfriend dumped you for going to man things...

I wish I thought of this game sooner

 

[SirMarco]

Granted, but your girlfriend dumped you for going to man things...

I wish I thought of this game sooner

Granted, but it pissed off so many people that you were banned from TCG forever.

I wish i owned a house.

 

[Riski]

Granted, but you didnt have home owners insurance and it got caught on fire and you owed more than what the left over house was worth and you forclosed and live with the bums under the highway

I wish it was 70 degrees and no humidty and I was at the track w/ the bike

 

[99PONTIACGP]

Granted, but you didnt have home owners insurance and it got caught on fire and you owed more than what the left over house was worth and you forclosed and live with the bums under the highway

I wish it was 70 degrees and no humidty and I was at the track w/ the bike

Granted, there's a fucking hurricane.

I wish it was 8am this morning instead of 8pm.

 

[ChrisRac]

I wish it was 8am this morning instead of 8pm.

Granted, but when you walk out to your car to go to work, you find its been stolen.

I wish I could find a damn car.

 

[99PONTIACGP]

Granted, but when you walk out to your car to go to work, you find its been stolen.

I wish I could find a damn car.

Granted, clown car.. the chicks will dig it.

I wish I was sleeping.

 

[firemandan1700]

Granted, but you were drugged and woke up wearing a womens thong and handcuffed to your bed.

I wish it wasn't Monday. I hate Mondays