Booger Bandit

[EmersonHart13]

Received this high importance email at work today from our security director...

Subject: Disgusting Conduct

Good morning,

I have received several complaints and have personally observed the remnants of “snots” on the walls of the Operations Center. Specifically, someone is wiping their “snots” on the wall in the unisex restroom on the second floor, the wall by the DRINKING FOUNTAIN and the wall in the rear stairwell.

This conduct is repulsive and immature! If the responsible individual is identified he/she will be referred to Human Resources for disciplinary action.

Maintenance has been notified and will remove and sanitize these areas.

Let me tell you, massive laughs....

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[skeezer]

I see that shit all the time.

Someone was actually wiping them on the inside of the door handles a couple weeks ago.

 

[Mook]

unisex bathroom? i didnt know such a thing existed

 

[blakbearddelite]

Gross! Booger flickers!!

 

[skeezer]

unisex bathroom? i didnt know such a thing existed

It's probably just a 1 seater.

 

[EmersonHart13]

On the second floor there is a high woman to man ratio so they converted the men's room to unisex with a lock. Keep in mind there is still a standard women's room. And yes there is a urinal in there so I don't know what the women do with that?

 

[skeezer]

Women are just as gross as men can be, if not worse.

 

[Mook]

Women are just as gross as men can be, if not worse.

after working at hobby lobby for a few years and having to clean bathrooms when i was a stockguy, this is 100% true. they drop bombs wherever. the floor, the wall, top of the toliet, it dont matter.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Booger problems at work.....

 

[EmersonHart13]

And our unisex bathroom also has the requisite small garbage can in it for the woman's products... Yet somehow the toliet still gets clogged all the time. Hmmmmm....

 

[skeezer]

unisex upper deckers

 

[DanJ]

My brother wiped his boogers under our computer desk for years. I saw a woman piss in a utility sink in my friends basement

 

[Mike K]

Emails like this make me happy to be self employed!

Women are just a disgusting as men, in fact I'd say more so than men. They're just good at hiding it.

 

[SirMarco]

That's funny

 

[EmersonHart13]

The snots have been cleaned up. Please don’t do this again it was not fun cleaning. Whoever you are booger man I will find you.

From our maintenance man... lol

 

[EmersonHart13]

Delete

 

[Frank Dukes]

From our maintenance man... lol

ahah i dont know why that made me laugh so much..

Ill find you boogerman!