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So my bible beating cock sucking neighbors that ALWAYS call the police on me every Saturday night that I'm in the yard. Doesnt matter if its just me and the Wife listening to music at a normal level or me and my guys blasting the music. 10pm on the dot they call. They have called while we were baking cookies for X Mas with like 10 kids in the house because the windows were cracked open in the kitchen and X Mas carols were playing loud but in the house. Called the police when the Cubs were in the WS because they could here us screaming in the house. Few times the police laughed it off (especially the cookie bake and Cubs) other times they are cool and just say turn it down.
Their little asshole son probably 7th or 8th grade has a habit of playing football in his grass with his friends. I dont mind that, shit I encourage that vs being in the house on a tablet or video games. The problem is they throw the ball towards my house and 9 times out of 10 my truck or the Wifes truck is in the driveway.
I have told them numerous times, throw the ball the other way (towards their driveway) or go play in the street. Look out the window 10 min ago and of course they are throwing it towards my driveway. Go out there and tell them "I have told you little fucks over 10 times in the last year not to throw the ball towards my driveway. If it continues I'm going to take your fucking ball away and let my dog eat it. And if you have a problem, tell your parents to come see me". One of the 3 of them tells me, "I will call my Dad and have him come over and kick your ass". I literally LOL and asked him for his Dads number and that I will call him and tell him to come kick my ass. If my son or nephews were younger, I'd have them go out there and whoop their asses to teach them a lesson. So we will see how this plays out, they are no longer playing football out there.
Their little asshole son probably 7th or 8th grade has a habit of playing football in his grass with his friends. I dont mind that, shit I encourage that vs being in the house on a tablet or video games. The problem is they throw the ball towards my house and 9 times out of 10 my truck or the Wifes truck is in the driveway.
I have told them numerous times, throw the ball the other way (towards their driveway) or go play in the street. Look out the window 10 min ago and of course they are throwing it towards my driveway. Go out there and tell them "I have told you little fucks over 10 times in the last year not to throw the ball towards my driveway. If it continues I'm going to take your fucking ball away and let my dog eat it. And if you have a problem, tell your parents to come see me". One of the 3 of them tells me, "I will call my Dad and have him come over and kick your ass". I literally LOL and asked him for his Dads number and that I will call him and tell him to come kick my ass. If my son or nephews were younger, I'd have them go out there and whoop their asses to teach them a lesson. So we will see how this plays out, they are no longer playing football out there.
Brother I had the same issue with my neighbor they LIKED to play football, they would clear out their driveway so they don’t damage there vehicles. Of course they like to throw it in my driveway or towards it which I have no issue but if there are cars in the driveway have a little respect u are grown ass adults. Long story short brand new vehicle in my driveway and my camera goes off twice so I call them while I was at work and asked nicely to stop playing football near my vehicle and all I heard is I’m so sorry, I’m sorry, so sorry no need to apologize let’s avoid a problem. No more football is being played or catch with a baseball and she don’t talk to me which is fine by me. Jesus show respect for people’s property it’s ok to put your cars away but fuck damage mine. Yea that’s not going to happen. Its amazing how much shit my cameras catch.
I teach my kids to respect other peoples yards some people take pride in there yards or even pay for the landscaping. Bottom line stay off people yards or driveways it’s not yours.
It’s fine and dandy for them to bother u on your property but god forbid u play with your son on there property I bet they would call the cops on you quickly.
Difference is, my Son and Nephews (kinda raised 2 of my Nephews) were taught better. They played football all the time out front and I played with them. But they were taught at a young age to respects other peoples shit.It’s fine and dandy for them to bother u on your property but god forbid u play with your son on there property I bet they would call the cops on you quickly.
Only time I’ve ever had an issue was the neighbor behind me was shooting a bow and arrow and missed and it endedup in my yard a few feet from my house. If it would’ve hit one of my dogs I would’ve lost my shit. Kept the arrow and told them to tell their parents to come get it and just told them to shoot towards their house and stand at our fence if they want to practice so if they miss again it damages their shit.
The dad decided he didn’t want his shit damaged I guess because they no longer shoot in their yard.
I had a neighbor I fucking hated (sucks)
And I don't really hate anyone.
1999 my Cuz was cutting the neighbors lawn (landscaping side biznesss) not the neighbor I fucking hated.. Hahaha
he's out there cutting, sees me on the deck, shuts mower off and calls me over. He said Cuz ( My Father's Brothers Son) I'm sorry to tell you but the least liked mother fucker in my graduating class just bought the house next to you.
I got a brief history on the Family. They were strange to post the least.
In any event, don't trust any fucker that goes out on a clear sunny day with a bucket of water and a mop and starts mopping his lawn.
My old neighbor was the guy calling the cops on himself telling them "Come over here before I do something to my wife"
Needless to type, I threw a party when he moved away.
So many stories
And I don't really hate anyone.
1999 my Cuz was cutting the neighbors lawn (landscaping side biznesss) not the neighbor I fucking hated.. Hahaha
he's out there cutting, sees me on the deck, shuts mower off and calls me over. He said Cuz ( My Father's Brothers Son) I'm sorry to tell you but the least liked mother fucker in my graduating class just bought the house next to you.
I got a brief history on the Family. They were strange to post the least.
In any event, don't trust any fucker that goes out on a clear sunny day with a bucket of water and a mop and starts mopping his lawn.
My old neighbor was the guy calling the cops on himself telling them "Come over here before I do something to my wife"
Needless to type, I threw a party when he moved away.
So many stories
Neighbors are the reason I would rather live on 40 acres. 
2001, snowed all day long, I get home after work and this mother fucker was on my roof. I pulled in the driveway, got out of my truck and said GET THE FUCK off my roof!!!!
Crazy fucker tied a rope around himself and my chimney and was shoveling off the snow.
Ah, memories
Crazy fucker tied a rope around himself and my chimney and was shoveling off the snow.
Ah, memories
Ya Man
I think the next spring, sunrise on a Saturday I was woken up, he was cutting my backyard (fenced in backyard) before 7am
I walked out there and said GTFO my lawn.
His story his wife had a restraining order against him, he had to be so many feet away and wanted to be close to his family.
I told him that's great
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN.
man, just thinking about that fucker
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