Someone want to come get this thing? It's been taking up space in my garage and I want it gone. Come to Elgin and pick it up or I'll drop it off if it's between Elgin and Villa Park, or give me $20 for gas and maybe meet halfway depending on distance. Still in the box and still in the wrapper.
Take it or I'll toss it in the garbage.
Take it or I'll toss it in the garbage.