Whats your bitch about Facebook?

[smug]

I don't remember if this was ever brought up before so I don't want to be a repost, if it was then delete this or merge it. People of Facebook have been annoying the fuck out of me lately so I have been blocking bitches left and right to cure that problem. Okay so here we go.

Facebook is not Twitter. No need to update status every 5 min that you took a dump and then let the dog out.

People acting fake. I know how you act in real life so no need to put on a show and act like some one your not, it is just annoying.

Profile pics that make you look like a MORON.

Girls that bitch. If every status is going to be about why you are lonely and can't find a good man then get off Facebook and pull you head out of your fat ass. There are plenty of good dudes that are like but are ignored.

The I love you crap. I have the best girlfriend in the world, OMG we went to Red Robin today and she paid, then we went shopping, blah blah blah I love you so much. No one fucking cares. kthx bye.

Girls that bitch II. Gotta love the status about how every dude is a cheater and a piece of shit. They would rather be single then be with a cheater ect. Again, sorry I dont care.

That is all for now, maybe I will add something later.

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[Mook]

i hate facebook but its the easiest way to keep up w/ friends i dont normally see and its a good way to promote the site.

however, i have blocked probably 90% of my friends list from showing up on my feed for basically the same reasons you listed.

its ALL about attention, doesnt matter if you're a guy or a girl. all the same.

 

[Gypsy]

What about those obnoxious chicks that post funny pictures all the time? I really hate that.

 

[slowchevy]

I don't remember if this was ever brought up before so I don't want to be a repost, if it was then delete this or merge it. People of Facebook have been annoying the fuck out of me lately so I have been blocking bitches left and right to cure that problem. Okay so here we go.

Facebook is not Twitter. No need to update status every 5 min that you took a dump and then let the dog out.

People acting fake. I know how you act in real life so no need to put on a show and act like some one your not, it is just annoying.

Profile pics that make you look like a MORON.

Girls that bitch. If every status is going to be about why you are lonely and can't find a good man then get off Facebook and pull you head out of your fat ass. There are plenty of good dudes that are like but are ignored.

The I love you crap. I have the best girlfriend in the world, OMG we went to Red Robin today and she paid, then we went shopping, blah blah blah I love you so much. No one fucking cares. kthx bye.

Girls that bitch II. Gotta love the status about how every dude is a cheater and a piece of shit. They would rather be single then be with a cheater ect. Again, sorry I dont care.

That is all for now, maybe I will add something later.

just post up a link to this picture every time you see that crap on FB. done.

 

[smug]

What about those obnoxious chicks that post funny pictures all the time? I really hate that.

That bitch got blocked lol.

 

[smug]

just post up a link to this picture every time you see that crap on FB. done.

Read that awhile ago and LOL'd

 

[Gypsy]

That bitch go blocked lol.

You lyin son

 

[slowchevy]

Ryan Groth liking everything. I had to defriend him..and then one day, I sent him 500 text messages saying "I like pie"

He's aight otherwise.

 

[smug]

The FML status. "FML I have to fold laundry today." Really? FML over laundry?

 

[Shadow99]

Look up FB page "i like girls daily"

thank me later...

 

[10sec]

I just signed into FB for the first time in like 2yrs (maybe more) like 2 days ago. Same old shit It's the "thing" though so These two girls were making fun of me right away They know who they are

 

[Camaro]

Thats so true,

 

[IDAFC21]

I do not use this "facebook" you speak of.

 

[chris101]

^ same here

I refuse to start an account... joked about starting one for the dog though just to be able to get some of those stupid 'deals' from companies/products that only have coupons or whatever specials through their facebook page...

 

[ThirdgenTa]

‎16 TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK Here its goes, too funny! We all have one of each of these types of friends on our list:

1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day.

2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they... see you in public.
... ... ...
3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever rea...lly say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

4) The "Mr/Ms Full of themselves but lonely" -They posted pictures of themselves all the time, & talk about how great life is, but really you know they are unhappy.

5) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason. They just add people who they said 1 word to the night before but finds them the next morning on Facebook so they can act like they know them.

6) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)

7) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

8) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9) The "Promoter" – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button.

11) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they never finish telling the story.

12) The "News" – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly....

13) The "Attention Whore" -They are the ones who deactivate their accounts all the time because they get mad when they do not get alot of people who post or like their updates.

15) The "Stalker" -These people will swear up and down that they never go on Facebook, but they are the ones that go on all the time and stalk everyone's page.

16) The "Thief" – Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one...

 

[greasy]

Facebook = Gay

 

[Mr Baytchos]

11) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they never finish telling the story.

I fucking HATE this one

 

[Spicy McHaggiz]

I find it fun to look back at the people I went to highschool with and see them in dead end jobs or complain about stupid shit. Is that so wrong?

 

[chris101]

wait wait..

my understanding is you have to have a facebook account to be able to look around on facebook, right? ..or has that changed?

^ you can tell I am not a 'facebook' person. I remember people putting links to photos on their facebook selling stuff i was interested in and I couldn't see them since I don't have a facebook account so now when I see a link to a facebook page, I just don't bother looking.



I get a kick out the dumbfounded looks when people ask me for my facebook so they can 'friend me' and I say sorry, "I am not on Facebook"

I don't 'tweet' or am on twitter either! that concept seems like a pretty big waste of time but I have never checked it out so maybe I'm missing something big BUT you know the saying, you can't miss what you don't know

 

[slowchevy]

I find it fun to look back at the people I went to highschool with and see them in dead end jobs or complain about stupid shit. Is that so wrong?

i'm not trying to start a bullshit war between you and i but honestly.. you shouldn't get pleasure in looking down on others who are less fortunate than yourself. if you want to be a good person, maybe help people.

 

[ThirdgenTa]

I fucking HATE this one

Yeah I had some people on there that would do that all the time. Not a fuck was given.

Or how about the people that say "Im sick of drama, im gonna delete facebook". They will do that like 5 times. Just delete it already!

 

[Sprayin]

Facebook has always been that way and hasnt changed. It more than likely wont change. I find the people that bitch about facebook, then continue to go on facebook, the most annoying of all of them. No one is forcing you on facebook. So quit crying and stop going on facebook.

 

[Smokinhot]

i hate facebook but its the easiest way to keep up w/ friends i dont normally see.

I find it fun to look back at the people I went to highschool with and see them in dead end jobs or complain about stupid shit. Is that so wrong?

same here, but not exactly fun

i'm not trying to start a bullshit war between you and i but honestly.. you shouldn't get pleasure in looking down on others who are less fortunate than yourself. if you want to be a good person, maybe help people.

Fuck that, its those same people that talked shit in high school (mostly jocks) that haven't done shit and have SERIOUSLY let themselves go

 

[C.Evans]

I like the people with a song lyric as every status.

 

[Gypsy]

I just signed into FB for the first time in like 2yrs (maybe more) like 2 days ago. Same old shit It's the "thing" though so These two girls were making fun of me right away They know who they are