Farting Poll - Your Level of Comfort

[EmersonHart13]

Vote!

Click to read more...

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Needs multiple choice options

 

[EmersonHart13]

That's fine with me

 

[10sec]

My main meal of choice during the winter is my homemade chili, so I pretty much fart all the time. I even use it on the basketball court at lunch as a 6th man. It's a fart, everyone farts and shits.

 

[DEEZUZ]

I do them by myself

 

[Chester Copperpot]

let er rip tater chip

 

[Flyn]

No selection for sharting and then dropping the clothes and underwear in the wife's lap?

 

[Shawn1112]

I let em rip anywhere. Try to keep them silent but deadly when in public

 

[CMNTMXR57]

I just let one pretty loud one go that reverberated off the leather chair I sit in. Thankfully all the tax people have gone for the day.

Otherwise, I like to "crop dust" down the aisles.

 

[nytebyte]

I try to only do them at home or in crowded elevators. As loud as possible too.
Why waste it?

 

[boostedguy05]

my mother said i should have been a pilot. because i'm an excellent crop duster!

 

[Spivitz]

Pretty much wherever, now, if they are clear the office out deadly I do take the stroll out into the parking lot relieving myself as I too do not want to breath in that shit.

 

[blakbearddelite]

I don't get the comfort that some co-workers have with farting next to me at the urinal. I'll fart away if I'm in the stall taking a dump.

 

[Great White Drake]

My buddy can fart really loud and he’ll do it on an outdoor patio at a crowded bar. I go instantly into convulsions from laughter as half the crowd looks in disgust and the other half is laughing with us.

3 years ago I dropped a bomb at a bar on the north side. Not loud but one of the smelliest I’ve ever dealt. People 3 tables away were looking around for the person that dealt it.

One time as a teen at one of my parents parties I farted so hard on a picnic table it stopped all conversation. It visibly rattled beer bottles resting on the table. Most forceful fart I’ve ever had.

 

[zenriddles]

Can't just check a box.

This is precious cargo and should only be offloaded judiciously.

I live to carpet bomb an aisle in an airplane or drop a monster just after entering a two story escalator.

I don't do or not do based on rules. It's more of a spontaneous sport of opportunity.

 

[LikeABauce302]

I occasionally will crop dust my office. Sometimes I'll let a silent one go at my desk, and then turn on my fan to blow it across the office.

 

[EmersonHart13]

.

 

[GLADIATOR]

New category needs to be added.

Will fart only if coast is clear from being identified as the culprit. Safe farting zone.

 

[Thirdgen89GTA]

Need a category for how comfortable you are when your dog farts.

When I'm laying in bed and I hear that near silent "psssshh" I batten down the hatches and start breathing through the pillow or blanket. Anything to put off the impending cloud of noxious gas that's expanding like a fuel air bomb.