Gives "I bet he/she eats ass" a whole new meaning

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    :bowrofl:

    https://twentytwowords.com/edible-anus-company-makes-chocolate-molds-loved-ones-butthole/

    https://edibleanus.com/

    :rofl: :rofl:

    For the reasonable price of $38.95 (this could have been $3,000 and I might still have considered that reasonable for someone having to be putting chocolate on your asshole), Edible Anus will mail you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate anuses.

    According to legend, or rather, real life, the company's founder Magnus Irvin (who looks like the mad scientist version of Jim Broadbent) didn't have the easiest time inventing his chocolate assholes. According to Irvin, the first time, "I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face."

    Well that's a mental image.
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    :bowrofl:

    Initially, Mr. Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.”
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    https://twitter.com/TheEdibleAnus/status/1072905218671681536
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