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Old 08-26-2018, 06:38 AM   #1
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Default Florida security guard documents farts online for 6 months

This guy has talent.

Of course it's Florida.

Florida security guard documents farts online for 6 months, gets fired immediately

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Are farts funny? History has long tussled with this question, and it won’t be answered today. However, if farts are or can be funny, then they are certainly funny in the story of “Paul Flart,” a 31-year-old security guard at a Florida hospital who has quietly documented his many, many farts on Instagram for the past six months. The variety of farts is gobsmacking—quick, drawn-out, sometimes throaty and sometimes viscous—and Flart himself seems to be both delighted and troubled by the flatulence he unleashes.
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Old 08-26-2018, 07:56 AM   #2
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How did he get fired immediately if he did it for 6 months.... Horrible writer.

But the guard is hilarious, he even recorded his firing for his fans lmao
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Old 08-26-2018, 10:35 AM   #4
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Damn funny, then his boss getting pissed off.

Priceless
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I wished he could've squeezed a few out during the firing. That would've been priceless!
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The resemblance of @Dasfinc is uncanny

Man has talent
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The resemblance of @Dasfinc is uncanny

Man has talent
I’ve gotten tagged in this so many times XD
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Kinda resembles Rod Farva. Funny shit right there.
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Paul blart.
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I woulda let one rip at the end.
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Or farting the entire time he's getting fired, that would have been the icing on the cake
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"75 times" . A video of his boss watching the fart video and counting each one would have been epic.
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This man is a hero...

I think farts are hilarious. I love sharing them with the Wife.

As I'm typing this, I just let a bomb off. No one is here, so...
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LOL.

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