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Old 04-11-2019, 09:47 AM   #28401
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cops are out in numbers today. im my 3 mile commute back to the office from the post office i saw 2 people get pulled over, and 1 more cop chillin. be careful on Golf and Roselle roads today.
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Old 04-11-2019, 12:10 PM   #28402
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Looks like Channel 5 or Channel 7 was out recording about the body found too bad they were at the complete wrong pond
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I drove by 3 times honking while they were recording
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Picked up my dry cleaning. It cost $6.

The weird Asian woman wanted 11. So she could give me $5 bill for change.

Why doesn’t She go to the bank and get singles herself. LOL.
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Old 04-11-2019, 01:46 PM   #28406
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... and someone stopped up the shitter at the office which has caused a bio-hazard all over the floor.

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We had a main drain back up one here, started coming up out of the floor drain in the mens room, while all the womens kept flushing because it hadn't reached their bathroom yet.

plumber had to basically power wash the main drain from center of our building out to the street

they eventually sent us home for the day and brought in a sanitizing crew to clean the bathrooms and hallways. the whole office smelt like shit that day. following day, mucho better.
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Fieldglass' Naperville office was CONSTANTLY backed up...

All of the developers worked there. Who all happened to be Indian. Enjoy your mental picture.
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Old 04-11-2019, 02:56 PM   #28411
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Fieldglass' Naperville office was CONSTANTLY backed up...

All of the developers worked there. Who all happened to be Indian. Enjoy your mental picture.
So all their left hands smelled?
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We had a main drain back up one here, started coming up out of the floor drain in the mens room, while all the womens kept flushing because it hadn't reached their bathroom yet.

plumber had to basically power wash the main drain from center of our building out to the street

they eventually sent us home for the day and brought in a sanitizing crew to clean the bathrooms and hallways. the whole office smelt like shit that day. following day, mucho better.
I ALMOST had that at my site a few weeks back. Two sewage ejector pumps took a shit and someone flushed actual rocks down the drain. Luckily we had a sewage smell and the ejector pumps hadn't completely failed...New pumps, pushed the rocks through the drain to the pit with the boroscope and we were back in business. Now if I could just get the cleaning crew to stop taking the drain screens off and dumping rags down the drain...
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a month prior we had a plumber there checking on something. and they checked the drain and recommended a cleaning, it got rejected. then that happened. BIG OLE, we should have done that when they said it should have been done the first time. o well, it got me a half day off.
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Today we had some lady shit into some toilet paper, and put it in the tampon bin

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I am honestly not even surprised with some of the literal shit that happens anymore. People are scumbags
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You don't want to know how many times I've had to bring someone in to clean up actual shit that has been smeared on the walls. These are offices. Adults. In the workplace.
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all the ladies here bitch on how at least 1 female is very bad at aiming, and flushing, and disposing of products on all things exiting the body.


mens room, little to no issues. sometimes it needs another flush, like the first person needed a second flush, but didn't check after the first.
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I've only had one men's room issue. Every other one is the women's room.
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Work has 10 people and 2 bathrooms. No issues ever really. Sometimes I piss outside if crowded.
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Sometimes guys will try to flush wads of paper towels or seat covers down the toilet or just piss on the toilets or floor to be assholes, but nothing usually beyond that
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You don't want to know how many times I've had to bring someone in to clean up actual shit that has been smeared on the walls. These are offices. Adults. In the workplace.
One of the adults in our building would wipe boogers in the bathroom in the warehouse. A buddy said they have the same issue at his work. A business professional office.

As someone else said, nothing surprises me anymore. But shitting in a paper towel and throwing it in the tampoon bin is approaching it.



But then again, someone returning their two year old underwear was also up there.
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Today we had some lady shit into some toilet paper, and put it in the tampon bin

By any chance do you work at Stroger (Cook County) Hospital?
My buddy is a plumber there and the stories he tells me of the shit (literally) and other things they find is beyond WTF.
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Well I didn't actually return them if you were really wondering just talked about it
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