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Old 02-03-2015, 03:39 AM   #1
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Having a kid? Congrats! When my wife started her contractions, it was around 8pm. By 2:45am we went to the hospital. By noon, the baby was born. Between all that time, we had to wait for a full dialation. Took 20 minutes of actual delivery. Was only in the hospital for 1 day.

Is this your first kid?
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Our 2nd was half the time. They just fly out after the first.

Note: Don't tell your wife in labor I said this.
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2nd kid.

Got here at 1:45

Contractions normalized and "labor" started around 5 am.

And beautiful girl at 5:23.... now there's two beautiful girls (daughters) that have my heart in addition to the one that takes my money (wife)
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They'll be taking your money soon enough Congrats!
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@Blood on Blood

Help this poor guy out...
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My 2nd was half the time. They just fly out after the first.

Note: Don't tell your wife in labor I said this.

Yup, a lot like getting that first olive out of the jar, easy peasy after the first!
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Pics or it didn't happen!!!!



Nah, I'm kidding. Good luck
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Help this poor guy out...
Yeah, I have 3 little girls. Needless to say I too am out numbered, but the key is to not allow yourself to be out flanked. Though females lack logic and reason they do strategize a couple steps ahead.

When in doubt, go on the offense. Be swift in execution.

Never a dull moment living in a full of females.
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Nah, I'm kidding. Good luck
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Congrats! I get to have this experience in about 3 months! How pumped are you?
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Congrats! I get to have this experience in about 3 months! How pumped are you?
I'm coming off the high right now and hhitting tired. Going to get really interesting soon with a new baby and a 2 yr old
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