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Old 05-25-2010, 04:58 PM   #1
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I heard some whine then looked over and saw this. I've never met him in person but i think this was him and his car.

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Yeah, that was actually my girlfriend driving.
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:11 PM   #3
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What's her name? Why wouldn't she say hi? I was honking and flailing my arms around. Wouldn't even look over....
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Unfortunately she probably didn't see you because she lost all peripheral vision by taking too many loads to the face. She is a retired pr0n star. She was working in the trade before they had governing bodies that regulated the amounts of semen that women were allowed to take in the eye on a given day.
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Unfortunately she probably didn't see you because she lost all peripheral vision by taking too many loads to the face. She is a retired pr0n star. She was working in the trade before they had governing bodies that regulated the amounts of semen that women were allowed to take in the eye on a given day.
Boy she must have stories!
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Unfortunately she probably didn't see you because she lost all peripheral vision by taking too many loads to the face. She is a retired pr0n star. She was working in the trade before they had governing bodies that regulated the amounts of semen that women were allowed to take in the eye on a given day.
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i swear to god I raced that woman at Byron like 5 yrs ago in my Lightning.
her husband was lining her up and shit, she was running 14.6's
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i swear to god I raced that woman at Byron like 5 yrs ago in my Lightning.
her husband was lining her up and shit, she was running 14.6's
I was coming up to 22 on 14 in FRG. Is your aunt dating mark??
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I was coming up to 22 on 14 in FRG. Is your aunt dating mark??
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