So yesterday evening I had a hankering for some Wendy's and I was in Kims Half-Ton because she had to drive out of town yesterday.
I'm pulling into the parking lot, and as I come around the building doing maybe 15mph? I see a family with kids getting out of their car, and at the last possible second their 8-10 year old kid COMMANDO style runs infront of the truck less than like 25-30 feet infront of me doing like he was a suicide bomber.
Needless to say, I 2-foot the pedal to the floor, and all 4 wheels are alternating their screams as the ABS tries to help bring my 5000lb piece of rust and steel to a stop, and I come to a stop to the point of where I can just BARELY see the kid is still infront of me, his mom slowly walks over, Gives ME A DIRTY LOOK, then goes inside.
I am about to get out of the truck to scream at this woman for not keeping her kid in check, so I turn to park next to their car and I push the brake pedal and realize there was nothing there.............
Fucking blew out my rear main brake line making sure I didn't remove this kid from the genepool...........
Moral of the story:
If your car is old and rusty, Don't Panic stop, just swerve and hit the parents instead, then they can't sue and you've done your duty by removing THEM from the gene pool instead.
I'm pulling into the parking lot, and as I come around the building doing maybe 15mph? I see a family with kids getting out of their car, and at the last possible second their 8-10 year old kid COMMANDO style runs infront of the truck less than like 25-30 feet infront of me doing like he was a suicide bomber.
Needless to say, I 2-foot the pedal to the floor, and all 4 wheels are alternating their screams as the ABS tries to help bring my 5000lb piece of rust and steel to a stop, and I come to a stop to the point of where I can just BARELY see the kid is still infront of me, his mom slowly walks over, Gives ME A DIRTY LOOK, then goes inside.
I am about to get out of the truck to scream at this woman for not keeping her kid in check, so I turn to park next to their car and I push the brake pedal and realize there was nothing there.............
Fucking blew out my rear main brake line making sure I didn't remove this kid from the genepool...........
Moral of the story:
If your car is old and rusty, Don't Panic stop, just swerve and hit the parents instead, then they can't sue and you've done your duty by removing THEM from the gene pool instead.