You may want a big cam (large house) but the valvetrain (girlfriend) gets in the way and has different plans (kids) which need to be considered so your engine doesn't BLOW (which your girlfriend doesnt do because you now have a house and kids) now, your maxed out on power (marriage) and looking for other options like FI (another bitch on the side) but then your valvetrain (girlfriend) finds out about plans with FI (bootycall) and now you have to you've just screwed your self out of a big cam (large house) there goes your plans (kids) and your fcked (bootycall)...Moral of the story...Start out will FI and never look back! lmao.
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